Saints at home midweek, maybe there'll be some interesting possibilities

Let’s get Puel beaten and safely back to his job at goblin infested Gringotts, I mean King Power Stadium.

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Mhmm … need to get some comedy back into the thread title if we are looking for a win. These ‘BTQuips’ a bit Stan Boardman :lou_surprised:

Claude has been telling jokes as far as I can tell at his presser. He seems a lot more relaxed

He hasn’t got Les Reed in his earpiece anymore.

According to my very unreliable source, Saints managers/coaches are obliged to wear an earpiece at all times.

Les Reed is piped in, and constantly harrasses them. saying stuff like “I’m Les Reed”, “I’m the governor”, “you’re nuffink, son!” or “don’t tangle with me, you little spanner. I batted Cortese out of here, quicksmart, with one of his own facking spoons!”

According to this same source, our recent good form is entirely down to Les’ preoccupation with a potential rival, a certain “Harrow Res”, a name the new Chinese owners bring up at the start of every meeting.

Les has been too busy fruitlessly Googlin’ his phantom foe to bother the team or manager.

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2-0 Gabbiadini to get a brace Rat boy to be clobbered by VVD who will start smiling again instead of scowling when the camera is on him.

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Ok, someone clobbers him hard when the video feed inexplicably goes down (Goat - do you have a gadget for that?)

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This is the perfect game for Gardos. Bring him on in the 89th minute. Point him at Vardy. Flying two foot at kne height and then fuck off back to the reserves ad infinitum.

The problem I have here is that I am getting optimistic about our form, which inevitably means we will get twatted. Cruel fate won’t allow me to get complacent. This combined with the fact that the world is discovering Puel is a decent manager. 0-2 to the foxes.

Leicester move the ball quickly through their midfield and up to Mahrez/Albrighton. I would def. play Lemina to apply some pressure in there. Stop the supply to those 2 and we can beat Leicester.

Wow, Epic prose about the Premier League from Oriel (Actually an article about Chazza for England)

Everything is so tight, as soon as you win you can go higher but as soon as you lose you drop.’

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2- 1 Saints. We have to score from a corner sometime

Lemina to play a blinder. Boufal to outshine Mahrez. Charlie to score again. VVD to keep Vardy totally in his pocket. And the sun to shine at 10pm.

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Charlie to bow to the crowd after scoring the winner and his arse cheeks accidently pop open,

that Fokker was a Messerschmitt

Fook me BTBlitz, a bastarding darn vote? Next you’ll be compliaing that I bombed yer chipshop :lou_lol:

(get with the comedy thread titles, or you will doom us to defeats, relegation and ultimately forum implosion as all the wee that the Tena cant cope with shorts out the server)

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Comedy is in the eye of the beholder my dear fallen angel. One would suggest the average German has more comedy in their sould than you.

In fact were you to perish I’m sure the total comedy quotient of the world would rise slightly!!

Harsh, I feel a light lump in my throat, and my eyes have glazed over as reality of those words sink in . I would weep were it not that tears dont last in the furace of hell

Saints 4 - 2 Leicester

Maybe I was wrong, pure comedy gold right there in that prediction…

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Considering how the game is a matter of hours away, how is this thread not even on the first page of topics? Shame on you Sotonians!

I suspect another draw is in the offing unless we decide to score on more than one occasion. Our play of late has deserved more points than we have taken so we could really do with a win here as we have some fairly ugly games coming up over Christmas. It is also getting a bit emotional in the bottom half of the league so we could do with switching focus to the teams above us rather than below us, sooner rather than later.

That said, even under Claude they are a decent counter attacking side who could hurt us on the break. I cannot see them playing any other way.

COYS

3-1 Saints

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This place falls apart when Barrys not around to draw fire from the rest of the membership… it’s oh so quiet… ssshhh, ssshhh…

I think tonight’s game will be a draw too, unless Claude desperately wants to prove a point and decides to throw caution to the wind… but I doubt it.

Fuck off rain