According to my very unreliable source, Saints managers/coaches are obliged to wear an earpiece at all times.
Les Reed is piped in, and constantly harrasses them. saying stuff like “I’m Les Reed”, “I’m the governor”, “you’re nuffink, son!” or “don’t tangle with me, you little spanner. I batted Cortese out of here, quicksmart, with one of his own facking spoons!”
According to this same source, our recent good form is entirely down to Les’ preoccupation with a potential rival, a certain “Harrow Res”, a name the new Chinese owners bring up at the start of every meeting.
Les has been too busy fruitlessly Googlin’ his phantom foe to bother the team or manager.
This is the perfect game for Gardos. Bring him on in the 89th minute. Point him at Vardy. Flying two foot at kne height and then fuck off back to the reserves ad infinitum.
The problem I have here is that I am getting optimistic about our form, which inevitably means we will get twatted. Cruel fate won’t allow me to get complacent. This combined with the fact that the world is discovering Puel is a decent manager. 0-2 to the foxes.
Leicester move the ball quickly through their midfield and up to Mahrez/Albrighton. I would def. play Lemina to apply some pressure in there. Stop the supply to those 2 and we can beat Leicester.
Fook me BTBlitz, a bastarding darn vote? Next you’ll be compliaing that I bombed yer chipshop
(get with the comedy thread titles, or you will doom us to defeats, relegation and ultimately forum implosion as all the wee that the Tena cant cope with shorts out the server)
Harsh, I feel a light lump in my throat, and my eyes have glazed over as reality of those words sink in . I would weep were it not that tears dont last in the furace of hell
Considering how the game is a matter of hours away, how is this thread not even on the first page of topics? Shame on you Sotonians!
I suspect another draw is in the offing unless we decide to score on more than one occasion. Our play of late has deserved more points than we have taken so we could really do with a win here as we have some fairly ugly games coming up over Christmas. It is also getting a bit emotional in the bottom half of the league so we could do with switching focus to the teams above us rather than below us, sooner rather than later.
That said, even under Claude they are a decent counter attacking side who could hurt us on the break. I cannot see them playing any other way.
Taking a leaf out of our game book down here, while you won’ have babes walking off a beach to watch if the game is shit, from about half time you could pretend you are watching goofball and see the Geminids Meteor Shower.
Certainly a more exciting game than anything Puel provided for us after March last year.
Me?
I really need an early night to get the jet lag out of my system before I get jet lag again next week