Saints Stoke the fear of relegation

You’re getting as bad As @fatso @btripz a 1-0 result means we win I am certain you mean a 0-1 Hammering :lou_lol:

Sorry @philippinesaint

We are going to get dicked 0-1 by Stoke, they will score in the 89th minute after putting on a 10 man defensive display. Saints will have 75% posession and have 2 shots on target.

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That is possibly what is going to happen @btripz but my 25 nicker says we are goingt to win.

In years to come, when people visit Mustwinton and go to the Sixpointer Museum in the town square, the one next to the traffic camera where the only correct result has to be three points, if they ask the museum curator Mustapha Victory what he judges to be the greatest ever example of the museum’s genre, his eyes will light up.

He will take them to the basement of the museum, past the old dusty sofas and the stacked chairs, and there at the bottom of a table, he will uncover the old safe.

As the big rusting door creaks open, Mustapha will step aside and proudly point to a fluffy triangular cushion within.

He will then point again, because sometimes one point is just not good enough.

And embroidered atop this splendid gold-frilled but worryingly uncomfortable, three-pointed cushion, will be the simple words Southampton v Stoke City.

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I’m down this weekend but with the weather won’t be in there until 5ish.

I am feeling surprisingly chipper about this game. I fancy a 2-0 win but a dour game. I think the bitter winds from Siberia might have effected my brain cells but what the hell.

What was the score on the cushion please? Asking for a friend.

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What about the half and half scarf??

Blimey. According to talkCrap we would be 10th if all games finished at half time. Perhaps that is where MP is going wrong? Plan for another 45 mins Mauricio!

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Posh lunch with Uncle. He’s paying :lou_wink_2:

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Wont Stoke feel at home playing in this type of enviroment ?

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Which also implies our fitness levels could improve so we can last for 90 minutes + injury time…

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I reckon that’ s part of it but also an ultra conservative approach if we are ahead doesn’t help.

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After watching the end of the cricket this morning, I have to admit doing a double take on this thread (despite having posted on it yesterday): “is Ben Stokes available for our match on Sat?”

Alcohol is evil. Pass the coffee.

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Bad news lads and ladesses, I have secured a ticket for the match :lou_sad:

You tit

Avatar changed :lou_lol: :lou_is_a_flirt:

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Voted down for this ill informed statement Alcohol is good.

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The liver is evil and must be punished.

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My old dear sent me a text to say her and my brother where going to Stoke at the weekend. Fucking idiots! The game is @St mary’s. I didn’t correct them for lols.

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