Saints V Chelsea Match Thread

Cowards the lot of ya!

I’ll risk it.

Sure, they dicked Man City Under 21’s the other day but I reckon we can 'ave em!

Mané must be due a good game and a couple of goals.

COYS!!!

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A drying dribble of OT’s gravy:

I hope we beat the fuckers.

I want to laugh at the Chelsea glory hunters sat in our own end.

i agree with pap, i would prefer if we win this game pls

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Come for the humour. Stay for my in-depth football analysis :lou_lol:

Pray that you never have to suffer ms pap, even worse than I am.

She makes me look like Andy Townsend.

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They’re flying at the moment aren’t they! I can see us scoring but them scoring more.

we’re going to lose this one, I feel it in me bones.

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Never beaten Ron, not going to this time either. Mane or Charlie or both will win this. GTFI :lou_lol:

I’m non-confident. I’m on gr8 pundit roll cos I called the Man Utd victory & Arsenal draw, but I think we’ll concede two goals vs Chelsea.

Hate Chelsea. Nothing good has ever come from West London.

Bert Rand

Originally posted by @Bearsy

Bert Rand

He’s from Southwark, SE1.

Claire Richards from Steps

Edit: tks google

She spans west and east.

To wear the shirt or not.

We’re on a roll being the Grey Dicks but will you lot notice a grey shirt in the Rockstone?

Do I rely on the suntan or go for the shirt?

Bad time to be playing Chelsea, turned the corner.

JROD winner? :wink:

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

To wear the shirt or not.

We’re on a roll being the Grey Dicks but will you lot notice a grey shirt in the Rockstone?

Do I rely on the suntan or go for the shirt?

Bad time to be playing Chelsea, turned the corner.

JROD winner? :wink:

Look for the crawling carpet. If it doesn’t bark, it’s me.

Departures from Paddington.

Match Predictions:

Fraser and our impregnable defence to continue their fine form.

Romeu and Clasie to dominate midfield and cement their flourishing partnership. (Civil ceremony TBA).

Shlong to work his ass off covering every blade of grass, whilst Pele stands in the middle pointing at things.

Mane to run around a lot demonstrating his leet skillz and miss a couple of glorious chances to score.

Virgil to score with a towering header from a corner or free kick.

Charlie Austin to arrive from the bench in the second half and put the icing on the cake.

We don’t concede goals, so 2-0 Saints. :lou_lol:

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I’m going to be controversial and say that I’d like to see Saints win.

Not even really joking, since it seems some of the masterminds on SaintsWeb aren’t bothered whether it’s us or the opposition that wins any more.

Would you be happy for Saints to lose…

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