Saints V Man Utd Away Build up and Match day thread

Not on a losing streak yet so get to start the next one :lou_lol:

We should improve on that first half against Watford and with the media wank all going on with Utd we will be going under the radar to nick all three points to piss on Mourinho’s and Pogba’s parade.

Need Hojbjerg to start in place of JWP and maybe try Austin and Redmond up front to start. Otherwise obviously Fonte and Bertrand to come back to fitness and I’d be pretty happy with how the team looks - mind you I wouldn’t say no to getting Boufal in :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Mourinho managing Utd is like sticking it to the arrogant hot chick, all shiny on the outside but no endearing qualities to make you want to do more than anal.

Hope we go there and stick it to them again. COYS

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Read today that Fonte wants out & there was a “gentleman’s agreement” that he could leave if he got a better offer than his current contract. Maybe that’s why he didn’t figure on Sat. Wonder if he’ll be around to ply on Friday? We certainly need him.

Will this be the first time Shaw has faced us since we sold him to the Manc bastards?

I have a ticket but cannot go!!!

Anyone?

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Fonte will definitely be around to play on Friday, we just don’t who for…

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Looking for 2 tickets, if anyone can’t make it. I know it’s a very long shot…

PM Sfcism above two posts

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Press Preview Time again - FFS.

Any of you lot fancy doing this?

Also, we’re looking for short video clip previews this season too. Just needs to be self shot on your phone - or get a friend/family member to record.

Need you to introduce yourself, give your score prediction and your team’s player to watch and tell fans where they can watch the game here in the UAE.

The video can be sent in on Thursday or at the latest Friday morning. Just ping it to me on WhatsApp (+447752823210) or WeTransfer it over.

Nah I thought not.

Will try and find a sucker over here.

Anyone seen Eric lately?

Heard a little rumour that we will lose this game. I’ve asked a couple of my other contacts if they’ve heard anything, and will confirm if I hear back.

Just passing along in Good Faith. Don’t shoot messenger!

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Unless that rumour was texted to you I refuse to believe a word, meanwhile Bear, can you share a live Video Link to the National Paper for me?

Jeez still haven’t sobered up from Saturday (Bloody School Teachers)

Well I must be smashed as I just told the Press that Utd will get caught up in all the pre match hype and we’ll win 1-0 again.

even though every Cell in my body is screaming DON’T GO TO THE PUB IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING AND AT LEAST 4-0 TO UTD.

cant wait for this one.

just hope that Puel starts with Pierre in place of JWP and Pied for Cedric

is there a chance that Bertrand will be in contention?.

play like we have up ther previously and catch them with a sucker punch on the break or from a set piece 0-1 Saints

Hey lets have a Southampton press conference about the upcoming MoanU match and let the bellend journalists ask questions about United!!!

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So they now have a thread on the other place moaning that we are playing 4-4-2.

Alrighty then.

I am refusing to watch any more games until I am back in the UK and can go to Specsavers because I clearly don’t understand football anymore.

Anyway last week PEH was the player being interviewed about Watford - and didn’t start

This week it is Chazza so he won’t start.

Amber Nectar

A Terre Mayo VVD Bullseye

Oreos

Davis PEH

Redman Susan

Onfire

Unity will ping long balls in the gap behind Davis & PEH and we’ll get more roasted than a chick in Brighton after an EPL game

Pied a Terre :lou_lol: very good

And Amber Nectar plays for WBA!! Our GK has an extra R in his surname!!

Oh alright

E.M. in goal then

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That shorts-rolled-up look from Tadic is highly arousing.