You’re a brave man, Bob. We salute you.
What game would you like to get you out of a rut, Arsenal away, Man City at home, a trip to Stoke on a Tuesday night in December?
No, I’ll have Sunderland at home please - and I’d like it the same week their mate has been found guilty of sex offences.
A perfect opportunity to get back on track.
3-1.
I’m not down for this one. Travelling for work on Monday, and have got a lot of things to do up here beforehand.
Pelle up front on his own then, unless one of the kids can step up…
0-0.
8-0
My season ticket has died a death so need to grab a new one beforehand. If we win big, the ticket office will be sick of the sight of me by the end of the season.
My first home game of the season and you’ve dodged me, Pap.
My understanding is I was looking for a hairy Bob Hoskins to identify the denizens of this board. How the fuck am I supposed to recognise anyone now?
The lawyer representing Bob Hoskins’ estate is on line two and he’s not happy…
Bah. I feel really bad about this so I have changed my plans.
I am now coming to the match. Crisis averted.
Tadic likes scoring v Sunderland. Worry not.
Bob Hoskins, a shorter and very much thinner Bob Hoskins maybe and with slightly more hair too
This is what you are looking for without the mean and moody look I should add.
Apparently Olomola’s on the bench. Could be a song in that.
Defoe on the bench for them, a decision their fans don’t understand either. They were confident that they would concede at least two.