'Sanchez' - a new epic historical drama from Grandee Productions

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

Ok fellow sotonians, following the gigantuan succss of the recent Grandee production 'Sotonians Transfer House Saga- season 1, Grandee Productions is currently pitching a new epic to Papsworld enterprises Inc, to commission a stunning new historical epic:  'Sanchez' 

The drama follows the eponymous hero as he fights for freedom against the political and liberal elite during the Mexican - US war of the mid 19th century.

Set against the 'western, gunslinging' backdrop of 1830s Northern and Central Americas, this monumental tale will span 1832-1855, as our hero evolves from embittered and much maligned canditate in the local village elections, to one of the greatest leaders of the time, through the systematic extermination of lilly livered liberals. 

Think Machete crossed with the Magnificent 7, as Sanchez pulls together a rag tag bunch of lost souls and forms one the the most terrifying and successful vigilante squads ever to bring terror to  a forum. Marvel at how these once embittered enemies, become the firmest of respectful friends. Be shocked to the core at the graphic violence and sexual bravado that becomes as much a legend as the hero himself.

With a strong set of supporting characters, we see many of the stars of 'Transfer Saga House' return to delight the audience!

Potentially Featuring amongst many others:

Los Siete Magnificos

Bletch as Bletchez Feminista - Mean, lean and slighty effinate

Fatso as Fernando Mastabatorre - deadly with his hands

DubaiPhil as Philipe Du Bay - the Green killer

Fowllyd as The Fllyd kid - Young, handsome and something to be determined

TCK as The Chihuahuau - small, perfectly formed expert wth Dynamite and nitro

CB Saint as  AKA 'The Fryer' - roasts you alive with his portable stove

and starring as the eponymous hero

Barry Sanchez 

 

Pitted against the evil liberal forces of: 

Pap as General Cleverland S Scrotum - the leader of the liberal forces in the North

Areola Grandee as Lieutentent General R Sole Grandee - the lilly livered middle classed nemesis of our hero

BTripz as Gunner Rear - a crack shot marksman, a serial vistor of brothels who has an incredible itchy scrotum 

Gavstar - as Gavin Stardust - a 1970s Glam rock idol mysteriously transported back in time to 1830s America

Numptyboi - as Corporal 'Numpty' Boyce - wielder of a a cutting wit (as yet to be defined)

and of course Bearsy as  Chief Bear Arse - local Native American chief, very wise but speaks in riddles and with a dodgy syntax - think Yoda but dumb as fuck

 

And many more to anounced! 

For this production we need the support of Papsworld Enterprises Inc, so if you want to see this epic feature on these pages in the next few months, comment below and show us your supoort or make a stand if there is npo place for the Epic on these boards (in which case  Grandee productions will pitch it to FiverwebTV)

 

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Dubai_Phil posted this 3 weeks ago

You mentioned Marvel.

I' m out. DC Universe only or else God knows how many spin offs we will all have to star in.

The Green Killer though, like that but if I'm honest it has been ages since I've even hit one let alone killed it

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Whats the going rate to be used as an extra in this epic tale of two Sanchez's

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

Depends if it is dirty or not. 

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

Depends if it is dirty or not. 

 The going rate?

 

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time  -  real speaking roles, just in script development right now... awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero.  It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza's threads. Its truely a healing experience lou_lol

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Cobham Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

ooh! ooh! Can I be the swarthy unshaven mexican cantina owner dispensing shots of tequila and mescal and sage advice to the locals and gringos - never saying too much* but wisely nodding when overhearing nefarious plans being discussed at the bar. He's also open to significant bribes for the information **

* I suspect the budget won't stretch to a living wage for a jumped up extra from the last film

**See * above

 

lou_lol

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 3 weeks ago

If you're not feeling it yet...

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

ooh! ooh! Can I be the swarthy unshaven mexican cantina owner dispensing shots of tequila and mescal and sage advice to the locals and gringos - never saying too much* but wisely nodding when overhearing nefarious plans being discussed at the bar. He's also open to significant bribes for the information **

* I suspect the budget won't stretch to a living wage for a jumped up extra from the last film

**See * above

 

lou_lol

 Sounds good..... but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn't just stare at them lou_surprised

Cobham Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

"Sounds good..... but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn't just stare at them.."

Ok. What's the going rate?

Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

"Sounds good..... but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn't just stare at them.."

Ok. What's the going rate?

 3 shekels and a copy of 'Sanchez - a life on the boards'

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

The Goat needs a role .... fighter or a lover?

gavstar posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

The Goat needs a role .... fighter or a lover?

 Fighter

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by gavstar

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

The Goat needs a role .... fighter or a lover?

 Fighter

 Lover he is trying to suck him off.

pap posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time  -  real speaking roles, just in script development right now... awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero.  It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza's threads. Its truely a healing experience lou_lol

 Being a fluffer again is by definition, not a speaking role.

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time  -  real speaking roles, just in script development right now... awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero.  It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza's threads. Its truely a healing experience lou_lol

 My first real downvote. What a moment! congrats tit saint!

Tokyo-Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time  -  real speaking roles, just in script development right now... awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero.  It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza's threads. Its truely a healing experience lou_lol

 Being a fluffer again is by definition, not a speaking role.

 Jesus! you are a pencil dick troll + 10 nemesis points. 

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pap posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Tokyo-Saint

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time  -  real speaking roles, just in script development right now... awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero.  It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza's threads. Its truely a healing experience lou_lol

 Being a fluffer again is by definition, not a speaking role.

 Jesus! you are a pencil dick troll + 10 nemesis points. 

 Yeah yeah.  Try saying that on set lou_sunnies

Rust Cohle posted this 3 weeks ago

OK Areola Grandee.

On first reading your idea I liked it.  Despite a tiny pain in my left side when I realise I wasn't selected to play a part despite being the best actor on sotonians, I still smiled.

On awaking this morn the pain has intensified and I find myself extremely uncomfortable with supporting you on this epic tale.  I'm sorry it came to this but it had to be said.

Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

OK Areola Grandee.

On first reading your idea I liked it.  Despite a tiny pain in my left side when I realise I wasn't selected to play a part despite being the best actor on sotonians, I still smiled.

On awaking this morn the pain has intensified and I find myself extremely uncomfortable with supporting you on this epic tale.  I'm sorry it came to this but it had to be said.

 Please Rusty, you know the reason you aint listed there? Because as with Cobs, Tokes and PS, slowy and soggy, there are a number of key characters still to be cast..... but if you would rather not....?

Also I am looking for a lead star in 'Queensmen' - which begins production  during the summer '18 after we have been promoted to the Championship. A highly original idea about a young bloke from the streets who beats a load of middleclass private school educated oxbridge types to be selected to join a highly secret covert government network tasked with bring down arch villians.... Bletch is already signed up to play 'Martha' the silk dressingown wearing head of the organization

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