Ok fellow sotonians, following the gigantuan succss of the recent Grandee production 'Sotonians Transfer House Saga- season 1, Grandee Productions is currently pitching a new epic to Papsworld enterprises Inc, to commission a stunning new historical epic: 'Sanchez'
The drama follows the eponymous hero as he fights for freedom against the political and liberal elite during the Mexican - US war of the mid 19th century.
Set against the 'western, gunslinging' backdrop of 1830s Northern and Central Americas, this monumental tale will span 1832-1855, as our hero evolves from embittered and much maligned canditate in the local village elections, to one of the greatest leaders of the time, through the systematic extermination of lilly livered liberals.
Think Machete crossed with the Magnificent 7, as Sanchez pulls together a rag tag bunch of lost souls and forms one the the most terrifying and successful vigilante squads ever to bring terror to a forum. Marvel at how these once embittered enemies, become the firmest of respectful friends. Be shocked to the core at the graphic violence and sexual bravado that becomes as much a legend as the hero himself.
With a strong set of supporting characters, we see many of the stars of 'Transfer Saga House' return to delight the audience!
Potentially Featuring amongst many others:
Los Siete Magnificos
Bletch as Bletchez Feminista - Mean, lean and slighty effinate
Fatso as Fernando Mastabatorre - deadly with his hands
DubaiPhil as Philipe Du Bay - the Green killer
Fowllyd as The Fllyd kid - Young, handsome and something to be determined
TCK as The Chihuahuau - small, perfectly formed expert wth Dynamite and nitro
CB Saint as AKA 'The Fryer' - roasts you alive with his portable stove
and starring as the eponymous hero
Pitted against the evil liberal forces of:
Pap as General Cleverland S Scrotum - the leader of the liberal forces in the North
Areola Grandee as Lieutentent General R Sole Grandee - the lilly livered middle classed nemesis of our hero
BTripz as Gunner Rear - a crack shot marksman, a serial vistor of brothels who has an incredible itchy scrotum
Gavstar - as Gavin Stardust - a 1970s Glam rock idol mysteriously transported back in time to 1830s America
Numptyboi - as Corporal 'Numpty' Boyce - wielder of a a cutting wit (as yet to be defined)
and of course Bearsy as Chief Bear Arse - local Native American chief, very wise but speaks in riddles and with a dodgy syntax - think Yoda but dumb as fuck
And many more to anounced!
For this production we need the support of Papsworld Enterprises Inc, so if you want to see this epic feature on these pages in the next few months, comment below and show us your supoort or make a stand if there is npo place for the Epic on these boards (in which case Grandee productions will pitch it to FiverwebTV)