'Sanchez' - a new epic historical drama from Grandee Productions

Oh, ok then, if you’re really sure…

Bletch has been dining out (greasy spoon) on the working class hero image for centuries. So to see him playing against type will be interesting. Just don’t let him pick his own wardrobe…

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How about a sit-com about two loveable fake-scousers sharing a flat. One sexually abusing tramps and the other working endless hours?

The Liver Buds?

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Sounds like a medical drama to me…we’ve got enough of these already.

After so much acting experience (The Mayor of The Munchkins in Wizard of Oz) I am tremendously excited at the chance to play a pint of Ale

This will play to my strengths, not moving for long periods, going a bit flat.

I will obviously need to get down the gym to practice my dry hopping

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Sadly Phil, the Green Killer is so called not because of any pitching prowess or green beer, but simply because he disposes of his victims using only sustainable means

How lucky is that eh?

I actually used to run a recycling factory.

So you’re the mad 21 year old Chinese bloke stalking me on LinkedIn then trying to sell me shredding composting machines

I note that there is an over abundance of male roles and few-if any-female roles. I am quite happy to ignore this fact as long as there are some serious male eye candy in said roles…with supporting pictures…

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Don’t drag yourself down to our level @tigger . You’re better than that :wink:

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This picture of me in one of my early roles shows my natural on-screen charisma…always looked good with my shirt off…

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And was always good at pulling the chicks I see @lifeintheslowlane

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Yep…I’ve still got it. :lou_wink_2:

I would consider it an honour and be delighted if our Lady posters were to particpate. However, despite being the producer, I am no Harvey, and I did not feel our lady posters would be willing to stoop so low and particpate in the levels of depravity taht the script demands and beyond whereever the Bear and Goat endup going.

Is that a chick sitting on your cock ?

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Probably the last time it happened to him as well

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No, that was the first time…it happened another four times that day and once more in 1972. :lou_facepalm_2:

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So, @areloa-grandee what’s happening with this then? Still “in production” looking for serious financial backers or dealing with legal challenges a la Weinstein?

:lou_wink_2:

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Now that Tarentino is now scrabbling around for a job, I’m ducking out of the high speed car chase sequence just in case AG thinks of replacing Brizzie Saint as technical advisor.

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Gentlemen. we har having problems Green-lighting this project due to lack of production funds. If the forum members all send me £5we might be able to get it off the ground.

We are also looking at an option on a new totally original Scandi-Noir: Fett: den jävla detektiven , which features Detective Inspector Fett, and his handie assistant. After a body is found on the half-way line just before kick off at FC Groengotsjakt stadium, with all its organs removed, the Fat detective faces the case of his life as he races to prevent a crime so hideous it is beyond description… this one has legs,or is that hands?

Sounds like this one has legs…if no internal organs.

Now that I’ve stopped donating saleable items to our local Oxfam shop can I bring a car-load of tatt, whoops I mean saleable items, for you to put on EBay in lieu of the cash donation. Pensioners need to be thrifty.

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