'Sanchez' - a new epic historical drama from Grandee Productions

“Sounds good… but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn’t just stare at them…”

Ok. What’s the going rate?

3 shekels and a copy of ‘Sanchez - a life on the boards’

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The Goat needs a role … fighter or a lover?

Fighter

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Lover he is trying to suck him off.

Being a fluffer again is by definition, not a speaking role.

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My first real downvote. What a moment! congrats tit saint!

Jesus! you are a pencil dick troll + 10 nemesis points.

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Yeah yeah. Try saying that on set :lou_sunglasses:

OK Areola Grandee.

On first reading your idea I liked it. Despite a tiny pain in my left side when I realise I wasn’t selected to play a part despite being the best actor on sotonians, I still smiled.

On awaking this morn the pain has intensified and I find myself extremely uncomfortable with supporting you on this epic tale. I’m sorry it came to this but it had to be said.

Please Rusty, you know the reason you aint listed there? Because as with Cobs, Tokes and PS, slowy and soggy, there are a number of key characters still to be cast… but if you would rather not…?

Also I am looking for a lead star in ‘Queensmen’ - which begins production during the summer '18 after we have been promoted to the Championship. A highly original idea about a young bloke from the streets who beats a load of middleclass private school educated oxbridge types to be selected to join a highly secret covert government network tasked with bring down arch villians… Bletch is already signed up to play ‘Martha’ the silk dressingown wearing head of the organization

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Its only really effective though Tokes if you provide somefooking scoob of an idea as to what its for… not being an extra? Being a speaking member? being mentioned at all? the riduculousness of the whole unncessary thread? The lack of linguistics experts with large breasts helping us learn japanese language, culture and etiquette? If its large breated ladies you need Toke, I’m affraid the closest we get is Bletch, so I can understand the disappointment

I will need my own dressing room, a bowl of red Smarties and a 12 pack of andrex. Get that sorted and we’ll discuss things further.

I’ll deal with your Agent Fats, dont worry. Will see you al right. However, this Sotonians and we are like the BBC to Fiverwebs ITV, high production values, but short on cash - you want big fees, fuck off to ‘ITV’ and star in their shitty threads. But we need you Fatso. You were made for that part!

Fuck off to itv

We need you

I’m getting some mixed messages here.

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Tis cinfusing times Fatso, confusing times. Nah we need you, but you might be beyond the productions means - we made stars out of you all in Trasnsfer Saga House, now everyone is talking fucking big cash instead of for the artistic quality and high production values…

Well if a news reader can get 1/2 a million sponduliks for sitting behind a desk and reading an auto cue

if you want us to participate and “act up” then you have to pay the going rate.

I didn’t move to the philippines and work in Malaysia for not getting the going rate.

Fuck me prima donnas,worse than fooking players

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We’ve had lessons from VVD, Lallana. Lovren, Mane

and acting "like a footballer " from Redmond