Depends if it is dirty or not.
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The going rate?
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Tokes, PS, no extra roles for you this time - real speaking roles, just in script development right now… awaiting the green light form Papsworld Enterprises and to be fair, the OK from our hero. It will not be mean or nasty, but we will have some dodgy pisstaking out of myself as well as all others in an effort to provide a mild distraction from the doom and goom on the pitch and in Bazza’s threads. Its truely a healing experience 
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ooh! ooh! Can I be the swarthy unshaven mexican cantina owner dispensing shots of tequila and mescal and sage advice to the locals and gringos - never saying too much* but wisely nodding when overhearing nefarious plans being discussed at the bar. He’s also open to significant bribes for the information **
* I suspect the budget won’t stretch to a living wage for a jumped up extra from the last film
**See * above
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If you’re not feeling it yet…
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Sounds good… but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn’t just stare at them 
“Sounds good… but we have an opening for the goat herder, and he doesn’t just stare at them…”
Ok. What’s the going rate?
3 shekels and a copy of ‘Sanchez - a life on the boards’
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The Goat needs a role … fighter or a lover?
Fighter
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Lover he is trying to suck him off.
Being a fluffer again is by definition, not a speaking role.
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My first real downvote. What a moment! congrats tit saint!
Jesus! you are a pencil dick troll + 10 nemesis points.
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Yeah yeah. Try saying that on set 
OK Areola Grandee.
On first reading your idea I liked it. Despite a tiny pain in my left side when I realise I wasn’t selected to play a part despite being the best actor on sotonians, I still smiled.
On awaking this morn the pain has intensified and I find myself extremely uncomfortable with supporting you on this epic tale. I’m sorry it came to this but it had to be said.
Please Rusty, you know the reason you aint listed there? Because as with Cobs, Tokes and PS, slowy and soggy, there are a number of key characters still to be cast… but if you would rather not…?
Also I am looking for a lead star in ‘Queensmen’ - which begins production during the summer '18 after we have been promoted to the Championship. A highly original idea about a young bloke from the streets who beats a load of middleclass private school educated oxbridge types to be selected to join a highly secret covert government network tasked with bring down arch villians… Bletch is already signed up to play ‘Martha’ the silk dressingown wearing head of the organization
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Its only really effective though Tokes if you provide somefooking scoob of an idea as to what its for… not being an extra? Being a speaking member? being mentioned at all? the riduculousness of the whole unncessary thread? The lack of linguistics experts with large breasts helping us learn japanese language, culture and etiquette? If its large breated ladies you need Toke, I’m affraid the closest we get is Bletch, so I can understand the disappointment
I will need my own dressing room, a bowl of red Smarties and a 12 pack of andrex. Get that sorted and we’ll discuss things further.