For some bizarre reason I’ve decided to start writing a blog.
This is the bit where you all politely pledge to read it, probably don’t bother and then I run out of time to keep it updated.
Anyway, the first two posts are up.
Football Chants: A Pedant’s Review
gr8 news tks i love it when ppl make an effort
I liked both of them. The chants one was funny, and the pelle one was interest. tks
Tks! It’ll most likely be sarcy nonsense or stat-spunking. So you should be a well catered for Bear.
That’s a point. Whatever happened to Redslo?
No offence ant. Just curious.
You should add a “beer of the week” side blog thingy
Nice one, Say it (s)aint so 
Weezer does Radiohead
Chants one 9/10 Ant. Top blogging, you know.
Great stuff Ant - keep it going bud
That is not a bad idea in the slightest! Would probably start a separate Tumblr in order to not dilute this one. I was going to suggest that a beer of the week may be a little optimistic but I know I’d manage it. 
I very nearly punctuated the blog’s name in exactly that way! Good spot.
Also thanks for the kind comments from you all. I’m writing as a creative outlet so feedback isn’t going to knock me, but it’s pleasing to hear the posts are being enjoyed.
My only critique would be that they aren’t long enough. But bite size easy to read articles is what keeps blogging fresh.
Given me an idea for a thread … hang on
I dunno if I’m keen on the blog title. As puns go, it’s not out of Top Drawer imo. I don’t have any better suggestion tho, except that u should do a dating blog called Ant’s In Ur Pants
I discovered that song in 1998 on my first ever trip to America. MP3 was just becoming a thing; one of colleagues made me a CD chock full of American stuff; this song was on it.
Sadly Bear, this information arrives far too late to be of any immediate use. I discovered during our pool game that ant is proper loved up and has been for about a year. A blog called Ants Not In Your Pants, a blog dedicated to his ongoing monogamy, would be more suitable.
Imagined excerpt.
“Unexpected bone on today. Must self-flaggelate and remember to wear jeans tomorrow”
A little something to keep the blog ticking over through the International break.
Loved that, ant. Good work.
Kenzie Benali just ‘liked’ it on Twitter. 