This news just in…Operation CEOP now monitoring Sotonians.com after AI 'bots discover conversation about good looking 12-year olds.
Whilst I should be able to identify you immediately as the good looking 12-year old with shorts in the front row, to my mind looks are somewhat subjective and objectively most of them are wearing shorts.
I’ll bring her to the next drinks, or failing that, Villa. You can ask her yourself.
She works as a teaching assistant now, specialising in naughty kids, apt as she was one herself. One of my favourite stories involves an incident where one of the kids in her charge called another “a fat fucking cunt”.
“Oi! I don’t like that word!”
“What, cunt?”
“No, fat”
She’s a legend. I look forward to you receiving a response on your parachute enquiry.
I was born in 1975 so probably best I don’t wear the same outfits as a baby. But I do love vintage clothing and have no issue with a adult sized dress from 1975.