Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'

As I’ve just posted the boobs thread, I don’t want to appear sexist, so here’s something for the ladies on here as well…

Oral sex is good for women’s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen’s ‘mood-altering chemicals’.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.

It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.

It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).

Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering ‘drugs’ found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.

Source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24LOOS93w

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Love it. Have printed off a copy to show Mrs SOG when she gets home :cool:

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Amen, brother.

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Does taking a regular dose of semen work on bros too? Asking for friend.

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Same ingredients regardless of if it’s going into Lou’s mouth or yours Bear. Same ingredients, same benefits to the human body, mind & soul.

What if goes in to Lou’s mouth then bears mouth then somewhere else then back into bears mouth?

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Originally posted by @Spudders

seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

Curiously, the words spunk and jizz both mean elevated spirits. Maybe that’s the reason! :slight_smile:

From now on, I’m gonna call my jizz Dr feelgood.

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There’s nothing in that article about eating it…

Medication is useless unless swallowed Lou!

Sauce?

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Sauce?

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Sucking on a Fisherman’s friend makes you happy and clears your sinuses. FACT

I typed the word fact in caps, so it’s an actual interwebs fact.

This is a fact! FACT

Originally posted by @Spudders

This is a fact! FACT

FACT!

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Originally posted by @Spudders

This is a fact! FACT

FACT!

WRONG!

Of course the quickest way to get most drugs into your system is to snort it…

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

WRONG!

BANANA!!

Originally posted by @JBoy

Of course the quickest way to get most drugs into your system is to snort it…

Eww.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

There’s nothing in that article about eating it…

Works best as a suppository

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