This could be Saints, or could be Monkey Tennis, but I'm plopping it in video games. We're crossing the streams!
Most of us gamer types have spent time as a pretend Saints boss. What shameful decisions have you taken? Can't be any worse than mine in any game of Sensible World of Soccer 96/97. I'd sell MLT and get Collymore on every start. That game was all about speed, y'see.
What crimes have you committed in the virtual world that'd make you Branfoot's hypothetical evil bastard of a brother in real life?