I should think so! I decided to Not Mention Though cos it’s a Whole Can Of Worms!
I am most shocked that Top of the Pops is still a thing. Is it the same as before? Miming and borderline underage blowjobs after the show?
You’re too old to get an audience ticket now Tokes.
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I don’t want to be in the audience, I want to be the fat Jewish guy who runs the show.
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It’s not as straightforward as you think Tokes…it will involve circumcision. 
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And for that reason I am out!
When I was lad I was looking to pick a religion so I could score Eternal Bliss, so I went to Jewish Church and saw the head walrus to see what was involved. He was like, God is everywhere, but you’ve still got to come down here to see him every week. And you owe him money, for some reason. And he wants a small piece of your penis up front.
It’s too much! Even the earthly benefits like moving to north west london and managing a band, seemed poor recompense.
* Edit: This is not original bear content I saw a comedian on youtube saying it. He was called Bill Something.
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It was news to me bear. I didn’t know God worked on a deposit system. No wonder Baby Jesus was fury at them and pushed over their car boot money counting table.
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Was he like Tim Vine?
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Bearsy dont do Baby Jesus only Baby Cambridge
I’m confused, so are we saying the baby Jesus is doing the Xmas Top of the Pops and some jewish bloke called Reggie or Bill Something is copping blow jobs from barely legal walruses after being circumcised on a car boot table in North west London or Cambridge ?
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Oh, confused would we?
That’s a hell of an allegation. Probably best we just report it to Yew Tree and not mention it again on the forum. We don’t want Soviet (cept bear obs) getting done for paedo treason or knowledge of paedo treason.
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Reggie Yates is teetotal. Never touched a drop in his life apparently. He probably doesn’t swear either. Untrustworthy cunt.
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“apparently”? Look forward to reading about his drink and drug fuelled underage sex orgies in the Daily Fail soon then
Been pondering this one for a few days. In our current society we are supposed to be moving away from racial stereotyping so it probably wasnt the wisest thing to say. Should he have resigned? An apology probably would have been fine. I am sure the random fat Jewish bloke from NW London would of accepted it.
He had to go or someone would have claimed their pound of flesh.
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He’s been found guilty of using adjectives.
Throw the book at the cunt.
Just make sure it doesn’t have any adjectives in it.
I see what you did there, Sherlock…or whoever. 
I think in times like this we should all conside Portia’s speech from the Merchant of Venice
The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
‘T is mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown:
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthronèd in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God’s
When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
That, in the course of justice, none of us
Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
Must needs give sentence ‘gainst the merchant there.
And, yes, I had to learn this when I was at school…