Shower Thoughts

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I thought just now that the scariest horror movie killer would be one that only strikes when you’re going for a pee or poo - trying to stop pissing while fending off a murderer would be my worst nightmare.

Mostly Salma Hayek.

Well, at least you don’t have to worry about clean-up.

Originally posted by @SuperMikey

As seen on https://www.reddit.com/r/showerthoughts, post your own random little thoughts on this thread.

I thought just now that the scariest horror movie killer would be one that only strikes when you’re going for a pee or poo - trying to stop pissing while fending off a murderer would be my worst nightmare.

NOt sure you should stop pissing - reckon you spinning round, tadger gushing in all directions might make him wait until you hve finished before he strikes. Reckon double incontinence or even a bout of dysentery might frighten him off completely.

“Him”? Don’t be sexist, Cracked Nob.

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Even a crazed women would wait until he had finished his ablusions Fatso. Any bloke who has ever lived with a women should know this? Are you still at home with mum?

I have plenty of thoughts in the shower but I only share these with Lou.

Double shower?

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Koeman? Yeah me too.

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Originally posted by @ant

Originally posted by @Bucks

I have plenty of thoughts in the shower but I only share these with Lou.

Double shower?

Golden?

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Bucks

I have plenty of thoughts in the shower but I only share these with Lou.

Koeman? Yeah me too.

Ah, bless you for your diplomacy :clap:

Originally posted by @ant

Originally posted by @Bucks

I have plenty of thoughts in the shower but I only share these with Lou.

Double shower?

Stalker

I’m one of these resistant-to-change advocates of the bath. We’ve got a couple of showers in the house, but we’ve also got a free standing bathn which is my preference at almost all times. Consequently, my shower thoughts tend to be fairly uniform; why didn’t I allocate enough time for a bath?

The bath has really found its time again, what with tablets and suchlike. Having a big 26" CRT telly teetering on the edge of the bathtub was never an ideal option. These days, thanks to miniaturised low volt tech you can watch films while doing your armpits.

More difficult to achieve in a shower.

This is clever psychological stuff, that is why Jaws worked so well. You are very vulnerabale whist swimming in the sea. You cant move very fast and often you cant see what is under the water. When you are in a shower you are naked and in a small enclosed space with no idea what be happening on the other side of the shower curtain. When you are having a poo or a wee you are also very vulnerable and unable to react quickly to a threat. In reality of course you are safer spending your time on the loo or in the shower because most people in real life dont get killed on the loo or in the shower. When my wife asks me why I spend so long having a poo I reply that the reason I have lived so long is that I have avoided getting murdered by taking long poos.

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Yes pap - whole films, or just short clips?

If his pits are as hairy as his head it’ll be a whole film…

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Shower thoughts :-

Do I have time to knock a quick one off…

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I don’t quite know how to break this to you papster, but that’s the sink.

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to most normal sized people Bletch, my learned friend, to most normal sized people

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Originally posted by @Bucks

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Bucks

I have plenty of thoughts in the shower but I only share these with Lou.

Koeman? Yeah me too.

Ah, bless you for your diplomacy :clap:

Was tempted to say something really rude! But thought better of it cos I’m boring :frowning:

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