Site announcement : new moderator and plans going forward

Hello everybody,

It is not widely known, but I gave saintbletch a moderator account last week. I kept it on the downlow for a couple of reasons, not least because I wanted to see if bletch would go mad with power and change everyone’s username to ‘Bletch bitch #1’, ‘Bletch bitch #2’, etc. Having successfully passed his probationary period, I am delighted to announce him as a moderator.

The appointment was made because I don’t really want to run this show on my own. I don’t have all the answers, and am always better when I’ve got someone to bounce off. There are also pragmatic concerns; I literally won’t be able to do it all on my own.

bletch gets this site, has fought for it from day one and offers a decent contrast to yours truly. He also has good ideas. His vision for moderation, on the rare occasions we’ll need to do it, involves being transparent, explaining our decisions to you and on the really big stuff, like banning (something we never really want to do) we’ll be involving you. Even collectively, the pair of us don’t have all the answers either.

FWIW, my “modding” experience thus far has largely been fixing broken YouTube links and making sure some of Bear’s work has big fucking “SPOOF” or “PARODY” tags next to it. It’s not exciting work, and you probably won’t notice us.

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Am i still allowed to call him Bletch?

I’m sure you’ll do a grand job Bletch. Don’t forget to slip out of your butler’s uniform and into something a little more suitable.

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Heaven help us!

This is like Carson getting into bed with Lady Grantham.

Mark my words, it’ll end in tears.

Besides, I still haven’t had my butler’s welcome yet - I suppose that sort of thing is beneath his royal highness these days <rolleyesthingy>

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FFS, Bletch doesn’t like me…

All sounds very reasonable to me. I like the idea of being transparent and explaining decisions, will make a nice change!

Well done Bletch

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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

FFS, Bletch doesn’t like me…

Well, I guess that’s something in his favour.

Only joking, Chertsey :smile:

“Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, and then came the rules…”

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Who? :wink:

My money’s on a Hilarious Fun With Words thread by the end of the week.

Moderate Bletch!

Oh yeah, what did he taste like?

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Surprised I was looked over for this as I always like to take a balanced approach.

Plus my idea of the :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame​:bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame​:bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame​:bell::bell: Shame :bell::bell: Shame punishment really has legs.

Anyway, good luck B-letch. See you in infraction court.

Sounds like this site already needs a moderator to help the moderator; despite pap’s promise that I’d receive a nice little welcome message from Bletch, my inbox remains bare. I can’t quite quantify in words just how let down I feel by this distressing turn of affairs. Sad times indeed.

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This forum is taking itself very seriously, I blame pap the scouse twerp

Yeah, you kinda fucked yourself up when you renamed yourself to Bearsy and started a thread called “I am homosex” :slight_smile:

I see you more as the person that finds the loopholes so we can close them x

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Don’t see why not, Bear.

MWAA HA HA HA HAHA HA!

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

FFS, Bletch doesn’t like me…

I’m not saying you’re hard work sarb/DPS/UJ/Shirty, but pap paid for me to do a two day residential course in forum moderation and you were the case study.

I love you all, that’s why I got the job…well, that and being the one person that agreed to rub baby oil into pap’s taught trapezius after a dual with verbal.

x

That’s nothing, I have it on good grounds bletch has just spent the recent past shacked up with a load of 11 yr old boys. I’m not makng any judgements and no one wants a pap’s web scandal part 2, just saying. Let the lynch mob be the judge, leave me out of it. Dib dib.

Sorry bletch :wink:

Sigh.

Toke, one more time from the top.

The term Private Message means that the message is private.

[This probably belongs on another thread, but here goes]

OK, for those concerned about my proximity to 11 year old boys (and girls, Toke), I’d like to share that at the beginning of the year I thought “Fuck the corporate world” and decided to work 22 hours a week on minimum wage working as a Learning Support Assistant with kids that have special educational needs (emotional, social and behavioural).

It’s singularly the most empowering thing I have ever done, it’s transformed the way I see the world, and I absolutely love my job.

As Toke has now shared, I spent the weekend at an activity centre with 40+ children, having a fantastic time helping kids for whom the world and emotions are very confusing, and who are likely to communicate physically instead of using words.

I guess this also might be good practice for moderating here.

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Sorry Bletch, I didn’t know you wanted to keep your holiday underwraps. It’s a good thing, tell the world.

Sorry bletch :wink:

working as a Learning Support Assistant with kids that have special educational needs (emotional, social and behavioural ).

I’d like to think that me and bear in some way gave you some training/inspiration in this.

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