šŸ”ˆ Site announcement: Things that we think you should know

As you know, Tokes - we love a bit of honesty and people opening up.

Even so, Iā€™m not sure that this is the venue to announce how desperately sad your life has become.

Did you mean to say this out loud?

Ffs another Fonz. You should go into politics. Your skill for diverting is up there with the best/worst.

Merely contextualising.

Hereā€™s some more.

I think that was a missed opportunity @tokyo-saint

Rather than using Cuba as an example, even though it links nicely to the heels, perhaps North Korea would have been more insulting?

You could have suggested that the site is run by a beardy and all-powerful Kim Jong-un?

Surrounded by fawning acolytes, impervious to alternative opinion, dressed in comedy clothes from another era while overseeing random missile tests as he prepares for a full assault against capitalism, the decline of social housing, the EU, world poverty, and anyone who disagrees.

Just a thought, hope it helped. :smile:

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Thanks RB, I was thinking more about the famous socialist promising free speech, elections etc then getting into power, discovering they like it a little too much and then spend the next 60 years clinging on to it and backtracking on everything he had said previously. But I can see how your one works.

Iā€™m confused Tokes.

You say this

Thanks RB, I was thinking more about the famous socialist promising free speech, elections etc then getting into power, discovering they like it a little too much and then spend the next 60 years clinging on to it and backtracking on everything he had said previously. But I can see how your one works.

But put a Video of Fidel not Jezza

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We all search for truth, @tokyo-saint .

I guess to some extent we must be programmed to do so, so I understand your Mulderesque / Skullyesque search for the smoking gun, the shredded piece of Sotoniansā€™ notepaper, the DNA test that proves exactly what I did or didnā€™t do to your mum all those years ago, but in this instance youā€™re better off looking for cockup and not conspiracy, son.

Truth is, since papā€™s rejigging of the ownership / steering of Sotonians, the ā€˜ownersā€™ havenā€™t actually managed to meet.

Sad state of affairs, but true.

Some of us donā€™t go to home games because weā€™re closet Pompey fans, some of us arrange meet ups on our daughters birthday, some of us live oop North and RaleighBoy only drinks hot chocolate.

So as soon as I can convince this motley crew to come and see some random lefty folky singer or other,Iā€™m sure weā€™ll ratify the result of the Soviet election.

I remember making you a pledge that if you won a seat on the Soviet and it wasnā€™t honoured, then I would resign.

That still stands.

So just a little (more) patience is required. Weā€™ll get there.

Dad.

x

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Thanks dad, as I said I am not fussed as the wind-up option is also favourable. I was just highlighting 2 things 1) In spite of not being able to meet up, there now seems to me a mod moderating the free speech that this forum was ā€˜built onā€™. Changes in the constitution should be a Soviet thing no? I guess not as I have been informed it is a management issue. Guess the Soviet are lower than the management and not one in the same? 2) By highlighting this I was not asking to be a mod as was inferred by the management. This was just another diversion by the manager.

Say what you want about Castroā€™s Cuba, but if I wanted someone to handcraft a new wing for a 1958 Mustang using nothing more than an old sink unit, that would be my first port of call.

Obviously never seen the A team.

Four guys sharing needles and having unprotected sex in the back of a black Transit?

Oh no, hang on, that was The Aids Teamā€¦

What happens on the managementā€™s nights out is their business. Anyway, Bletch has made it clear that this rarely happens anymore.

Quite often I want to post:

ā€œHey mofo why donā€™t you answer the original question FFS!ā€

Is there a way we can link that comment to the relevant post?

2nd rate developers 5, 4, 3, 2 1ā€¦GO!!!

Rather than just find the post and press the quote button - so old school,

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I am Away next week. I like to let everyone know so you donā€™t Worry tks xx

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Has your missus found out about your other missus so you have to go lie low for a while??

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So how does holiday pay work on zero hour Franchise owner contracts then?

Typo needs fixingā€¦

ā€œTopics your are followingā€

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@areloa-grandee and home kit @cobham-saint are now things you can mention.

Not bad nearly time for @areloa-grandee Annual name change

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Iā€™ll be on it this time. The side benefits of long periods on the M6. You conjure solutions to things that have been bothering you for ages.

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