I think that was a missed opportunity @Tokyo-Saint
Rather than using Cuba as an example, even though it links nicely to the heels, perhaps North Korea would have been more insulting?
You could have suggested that the site is run by a beardy and all-powerful Kim Jong-un?
Surrounded by fawning acolytes, impervious to alternative opinion, dressed in comedy clothes from another era while overseeing random missile tests as he prepares for a full assault against capitalism, the decline of social housing, the EU, world poverty, and anyone who disagrees.
Just a thought, hope it helped.