Site performance

We retired that, but the site should remember which page you’re on. It isn’t gone forever, just was causing issues. We’ll get onto that this week.

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I keep beating away, but I just can’t get a woody. Maybe the site needs a tesosterone injection? Maybe some pics of booblies. Hey! I’m just trying to be helpful!!

Night and day difference in performance for me this morning papster.

Good job, mate!

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If I may borrow a saying “like shit off of a hot shovel…”

Pap in “can do own job” shocker :slight_smile:

Cheers, bletch, although the reward is not stressing about it. It has been bugging me for weeks, could have put the kibosh on any serious growth.

I am fucking glad it’s sorted.

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My 'latest by" linky thingy doesn’t work. It’s greyed out. I blame you.

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Again Papster, the site is fantastic this morning, makes my work day so much better when I don’t have to wait ages for pages to load…

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I have been noticing an issue with thread load times. They seem to have been getting progressively worse for me. In my capacity as admin, I noticed that I was getting great performance. What’s the diff, yo?

Turns out that there was a check on every single post determining if someone has got enough votes to be able to vote themselves. We don’t really use the feature, so it’s completely redundant. I have turned the check off, and I’m getting great performance on loading again.

Good news for any HPB (high point bastards) in similar straits.

I think this deserves a thread of its own.

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Originally posted by @Fatso

I think this deserves a thread of its own.

I’m very pleased it is sorted.

Anyone noticing any slowness at the moment?

YES :lou_angry:

Originally posted by @Bearsy

YES :lou_angry:

Okay, I’ve just done some maintenance. We’re looking quicker now.

Originally posted by @Bearsy

YES :lou_angry:

Get off the McD’s shared WiFi Price Pikester, probably hitting some contention ratio or other!!

it’s ok now tks pap, fk you btripz, i’m going to newsagents now i hear there’s a free newspaper available today

Is that the one with a £5 Waitrose voucher where you don’t have to spend £2,000 before you can use it?

I dunno, it’s new National Newspaper, I heard about it on Radio this morning. I dunno what it’s called. What they said on Radio, is that it’s gd, cos it’s gonna give you both sides of every story, both the for & against, so you can make ur own mind up. Then they said main story today is a bout child abuse or something, so I was interested to see bout how they would handle the for argument for child abuse. Maybe they’ve got Rolf Harris doing a column or something. But they ain’t got it in my newsagent RIP.

It sounded gd paper tho, it is aimed I think at ppl like krg i.e they said that today in sports section it gives equal billing to women rugby as to men rugby.

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I saw this paper reviewed last night. It’s called New Day and for us time poor people. Front page is about the thousands of young carers in the UK.

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tks that sounds right i remember thinking it had a Dumb Name

Sorry @IntinikiMySweet didn’t want to distract from your point but I found the name amusing…