Danny Rose 
Jordan Henderson
Glenn Hoddle
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Are we allowed 11 substitutes at half time
This is absolute shite
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TBF Kane was unlucky with a sweetly struck air-shot from 6 yards and Sterling shot across the keeper and hit the corner flag.
I might not have got all the highlights but it is late afternoon and I have had a couple of glasses of Tonic Wine.
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It’s not as though this team hasn’t played together. There are no major changes in personnel.
Kane: shit.
Rooney: what fucking position is he playing?
Henderson: I wouldn’t pick him for a fucking pub side.
Stones: yeah he can play but he’s but a moment away from a Yoshi style howler.
Rose: it’s a ball you cunt. Get it under control.
Hoddle: shut up you fucking cunt.
I could go on. It’s coming to something when I’m actually thinking: “give it to fucking Nivea boy, at least that prick knows what to do with it.”
Utter bollocks.
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Thanks for the updates, was about to turn it on. That’s freed up some time.
is it wrong to want Slovakia to win so that Fat Sam has to make a decision and change the fucking team by getting rid of Rooney, Henderson, Rose, Walker, Stirling. Dier, Cahill.
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With Skrtel just sent off we have no chance against 10 men.
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Why the fuck are we playing Rooney alongside Dier as a second DM? Against a 10 man Slovakia?
I started watching this befoire realising that having having my cock trapped in the car door (following a full on wind assisted swing) was preferable… Big Sam and England: Can’t even beat cock pain
(will probably score and win… but utter fucking drivel)
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same as it has always been…so much for Fat Sam being our saviour.
move along, nothing to see here…
Hopefully he is making his way to the left back position.
Left back in the dressing room.
All I need now is for Sturridge to come on and score, do his cunty dance, and for Hoddle to give Kane motm.
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Thats Sturridge on then 
If we win it then it’ll,be down to Skrtel getting himself sent off.
The FA should give him an award or something.
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I do hope we get to see Rooney’s penalty dive again…it was a thing of rare beauty in an ugly game.
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Haha…Hoddle creaming over Rooney’s perfect pass to the offside Walcott.
Glenn if Walcott had kept onside he wouldn’t have got to Rooneys pass and the perfect pass would have been another overhit crap pass.
Does he not understand football??
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Commentator " England have 4 minutes to save there reputation"
What fucking reputation?
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Dorica has been excellent for Slovakia.
LOL
NIVEA BOY!!! IT’S NIVEA BOY…WHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA