Having heard Nick Illingsworth being trotted out on local radio this morning as a fan’s spokesperson on the appointment of Sparky, I’d like to know who our spokesperson is.
Do we have one…should we have one? I think as a much respected serious “Saint’s Think Tank” it’s about time we had a a media representative.
I have sat through years of media training. I work with the media for the golf, have been on TV and Radio far more times than friends and family would like.
On that basis I would totally recommend @barry-sanchez (Fuck that I’m not doing the job)
Far more eloquent than me and was proven to be totally correct last season.
I could do it, as I’m quite good at public speaking and whatnot, but I think the only way I could be taken seriously is if I started every sentence with ‘Now, listen here, I know fuck all about football, but my opinion is…’
To be honest I think this might be where many pundits and ‘‘expert’’ fans are going wrong by not including a similar disclaimer.
A tag team of pap and Tokes?
A tag team should consist of young ladies with loose morals
That’ll never make the broadsheets.
Broadsheets. Is that near Broadchurch?
I’m a past master at the thoughful “Ummmm” and “Ahhhhh” and “Soooooo” usually all three run in together holding hands. 
It’s over near Romsey isn’t it?
These things normally get done outside St Marys, init.
Tokes doesn’t go to Saints games.
We _could _get someone to pretend to be Tokes; recent news from Glasgow makes that not as far fetched as it seems. And that’s not weird. At all.
I haven’t been for over a year cos I is a cripple at the moment. Watched many games though.
Srse question, when you post the same old trolling bullshit for the 1,000th time, how is it possible that you don’t bore yourself?
Well, more of a necessity than anything else, Tokes.
I’ve got to live with this cunt (me) for the rest of my life. Or at least I thought I did before your shining example.
If I’d have known I could have pretended to be other cunts as well, like you do when you swap accounts with your mates, life might be more interesting, but I’d end up being a bigger cunt than ever.
And I’m not sure I can live with the one I already am.
It wouldn’t be weird though. Nope, not at all.
Putting the @tokyo-saint & @pap love fest to one side for the minute, I’d nominate @undefined , on paper at least. Never had the pleasure of hearing his dulcet tones.
I nominate ant.
He out of rehab?
Ant and Rallyboy together = The Ant and Rant Show.
The country needs a new Ant after losing the last one.
Poor Dec, you stick by someone though thick and thin only to be replaced by fucking rallyboy at the drop of a hat.
No good asking me. I’d start off OK, but degenerate to only offer profanity and inappropriate comparisons like SFC battering a team like they’d given them a Cleveland Steamer, that sort of thing.
Considering most quotes will be required late Friday afternoons, I propose Bletch.