Good morning Sotonians. I think you’ll agree this is a subject close to the heart of ALL modern men and women. With the need to look good at all times since the advent of the “Selfie” beauty tips are worth their weight in iPhones.
I’d like to start the “Advice Line” with this thorny subject…Cream or Razor? This Saturday my good lady and I will be jetting off to sunny climes…a two week cruise in the Caribbean.
My good lady has been “on top of preparations” for the last 3 months; haven’t been able to move in the dining room for suitcases, flight bags, Ts, Polos, shorts, underwear, socks and sandals. Just to prove I’m also prepared I’ve made sure my MP3 player and camera are fully charged.
Hmmm, where was I? Ah yes… Cream or Razor?
Being a fit and active pensioner with a honed and toned torso I’d like to elicit an opinion on what’s best to provide that defined well muscled look. I’m favouring cream at the moment; I just don’t fancy risking nicking a nipple or slicing a bollock with a razor when trimming my Speedo-line.
I have had a goatee in the past but only for a week or two after someone suggested the look, (grown as a period accessory for The Le Mans Classic) was less Engish Gentleman, more Colonel Sanders.
If you go for the shaving round the speedo/bikini line, don’t wade into a salt water pool or sea a few hours later. Didn’t happen to me, but I witnessed a few Russian ladeez who obviously had tiddied up downstairs and under the arm pits, and were in agony as they entered a salt water jacuzzi. FAF to watch.