Person with most time on their hands? I nominate Pap.
Oi! But probably correct. No commute is glorious, and the in-house scouse residents watch a load of shite TV. Besides, I’ve got sort of unique responsibilties here.
Person with most confused New Discussions which need subsequent editing / correcting? Barry.
Like that, especially because there is no way I’ll win
I am uneasy about my points total; it’s basically reflective of me having to be something of a heartbeat for the site. I’d be happy not winning anything.
Finest new poster who changed his name for £50 for the benefit of Kids in hospital, and sacrificed his only pleasure in life - that of starting the match thread on account of a string of defeats - of the year award…
Mind you knowing my luck, some other fucker will raise £1000 doing the same the week before and scoop that total bollocks of a prize as well…
At the risk of sounding rather course (which one seemingly needs to do to ‘fit in’ in this neighbourhood) - Fuck the awards Pap, when is the soiree, the consumption of fine foods and over indulgence in the finest of wines, risque palour games and rather naughty flirtations?