Sotonians 2015 Awards

11 months of the year I am fine, this time of year I am all Bah Humbug. Someone in the office today wearing a Christmas jumper FFS

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Get with the spirit BT - sure fuck all the commercialization bollocks, I just dont let it interfere with what is important: a great excuse to get together with family and friends and share good and memorable times. Maybe especially important given the shit that is happening in the world… so go give the person wearing the chrimbo jumper a hug/buy pint and fuck all the miserable cunts.

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What do you want them to wear? An Easter Jumper?

Oh dear, I’ve started paraphrasing Pap :lou_sad:

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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Get with the spirit BT - sure fuck all the commercialization bollocks, I just dont let it interfere with what is important: a great excuse to get together with family and friends and share good and memorable times. Maybe especially important given the shit that is happening in the world… so go give the person wearing the chrimbo jumper a hug/buy pint and fuck all the miserable cunts.

Christmas starts the week before Christmas and ends on the 6th January, during that time I will “get into the spirit” until then fuck em all.

My brother-in-law’s girlfriend put their Christmas tree up on the 22nd November, 5 weeks before Christmas FFS

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Most feisty poster

KRG, Pap, Ohio, Tokes, Cherts, Furbs

I’m not fucking feisty :lou_lol:

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‘‘I wish it could be Christmas…everyyy dayayyaya’’… :lou_lol:

Originally posted by @ant

‘Looks most like a badger’ award.

Never used to be in the running for this, but the white beard streaks have made me a strong contender.

‘Most likely to fritter away an inheritance’ award.

I think this is me. Despite not having any fabulously wealthy relatives, I’d like to think that if I did inherit a big whack, my low born council estate instincts would kick in, causing me to spend it all on ciggies, Sky TV and loose fitting sports-wear.

I’m a scumbag trapped in a professional’s life.

‘Are they really a Saints fan?!’ award.

Bazza.

‘Most likely to wear face paint, wig and a foam hand to a match’ award.

Bletch. Just for the improvement on the drunken clown look he had the first time we met him.

‘Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year’ award. *ahem*

Surely that’s young whippersnapper ant. I’ve got no problem with this one going uncontested. The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else :lou_sunglasses:

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Originally posted by @BTripz

11 months of the year I am fine, this time of year I am all Bah Humbug. Someone in the office today wearing a Christmas jumper FFS

There is nothing wrong with festive jumpers. I wear mine throughout the year when it’s cold, like.

Originally posted by @pap

‘Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year’ award. *ahem*

Surely that’s young whippersnapper ant. I’ve got no problem with this one going uncontested. The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else :lou_sunglasses:

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.

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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

All looks a bit cliquey to me… :lou_is_a_flirt: :lou_wink:

As bletch once said, we’re not an inpenetrable clique. We’re a _penetrable _clique. Some of us just require less lubrication.

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Originally posted by @ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.

Do you go to AA meetings to troll people?

“Hello. My name is ant, and I drink like a fucking fish”

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I have to ask.

Who the fuck keeps count?

It’s a fair question.

https://untappd.com/user/amplifiedAnt

Or…

"Hello, my name is fish and I drink like an ant. No wait. Thasnot right. I luv you… "

Good work!

Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Most feisty poster

KRG, Pap, Ohio, Tokes, Cherts, Furbs

I’m not fucking feisty :lou_lol:

Lack of self awareness award.

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Originally posted by @ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.

That’s 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I’d be twice the size I am now.

oohh saucy :lou_is_a_flirt:

Yeah but to be fair to Ant, there is no surprise he is slimline, being an IT whiz he makes full use of the latest cloud storage.

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Originally posted by @BTripz

That’s 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I’d be twice the size I am now.

Not really! E.g. over two days at the Great British Beer Fest I went through ~35 beers. Maybe half of those were 1/3s of a pint (I don’t log anything less than that). I’d probably say about 3/4 of the beers I have come in bottles sized 330 - 500ml.

Although that’s still probably a pint a day overall. Christ.

I’ll stop hijacking the thread now… :zipper_mouth:

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