biggest cock
And the curry where you spend our subs?
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sounds like insecurity to me, BBB.
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Originally posted by @KRG
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @KRG
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
“You’re not a cunt Cherts, we love you really…blah blah blah”.
Cheers guys. Fucks sake.
But you’re _ **our ** _cunt, cherts.
Not mine, I have a fairly sizeable portion of meat and two veg thanks…
sounds like insecurity to me, BBB.
Well someone has to big the, one time, lady pleaser up… 
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Biggest knee jerk… Only one winner!
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I may have been downgraded from cunt to dick, so getting better…
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You will be a tit soon!
Category :- Person who should have been voted up more than they were
Nominee :- BTripz
Category :- Will debase themselves for points
Nominee :- @LouLouMySweet
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Category :- Suprisingly young for a dyed in the wool Tory
Nominee :- Chertsey Saint
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The person who just needs to fart to be upvoted!
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Shouldn’t the Catgory be :- Will debase themselves for pints?
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We went over this last night. I specifically told Chertsey that he wasn’t up for the young poster of the year, to “own his thirties” and act his age.
He agreed quickly, leaving plenty of time for a quick game of conkers and the old classic, knock door run.
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Least likely to turn up for matchday drinks after saying “I will make the effort to join the drinks at some point”
Too close to call this one.
Can I have this one? Even though a car on it’s roof for the Stoke game prevented me making the pre-match. Then no one bother after the game as they were sulking.
That is it. Liverpool in midweek was always going to be tough, but let me have it! YAY!!
Well, strictly, you could be in the running, but it sounds like you made a real effort which automatically disqualifies you for this one.
Next try for me will be Watford… I am looking forward to meeting you guys, honest!
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Prime Beef
I collared the boy Goat last night seeking clarification on this little number. It is, in fact, an award for two posters, to celebrate how much they do not get on. With that in mind, here are some nominations. I’m about to write about myself in the third person just so I don’t have to write “me” a load of times.
Tokes vs Coxford_Lou (the original beef, still simmering judging by recent input!)
KRG vs Bazza
Furball vs pap
Cherts vs Fatso
Fowllyd vs SO5 4BW (more hetero life partner bickering than beef)
Coxford_Lou vs pap
Bazza vs grammar
StickyWhiteDovePiss vs pap
saintbletch vs “Shirty Saint” (Cherts again)
KRG vs imagined racist version of Rallyboy 
bletch vs Fowllyd (don’t pretend there isn’t a dynastic struggle for butler supremacy. We know)
This is one I am happy to miss out on. Let the battles commence, but try to keep it above the waist please peeps!
Personally think a cunt is an upgrade from a dick… 