Sotonians 2015 Awards

But you’re _ **our ** _cunt, cherts.

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Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

“You’re not a cunt Cherts, we love you really…blah blah blah”.

Cheers guys. Fucks sake.

But you’re _ **our ** _cunt, cherts.

Not mine, I have a fairly sizeable portion of meat and two veg thanks…

At the risk of sounding rather course (which one seemingly needs to do to ‘fit in’ in this neighbourhood) - Fuck the awards Pap, when is the soiree, the consumption of fine foods and over indulgence in the finest of wines, risque palour games and rather naughty flirtations?

biggest cock

And the curry where you spend our subs?

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sounds like insecurity to me, BBB.

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Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

“You’re not a cunt Cherts, we love you really…blah blah blah”.

Cheers guys. Fucks sake.

But you’re _ **our ** _cunt, cherts.

Not mine, I have a fairly sizeable portion of meat and two veg thanks…

sounds like insecurity to me, BBB.

Well someone has to big the, one time, lady pleaser up… :lou_sunglasses:

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Biggest knee jerk… Only one winner!

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I may have been downgraded from cunt to dick, so getting better…

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You will be a tit soon!

Category :- Person who should have been voted up more than they were

Nominee :- BTripz

Category :- Will debase themselves for points

Nominee :- @LouLouMySweet

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Category :- Suprisingly young for a dyed in the wool Tory

Nominee :- Chertsey Saint

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The person who just needs to fart to be upvoted!

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Shouldn’t the Catgory be :- Will debase themselves for pints?

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We went over this last night. I specifically told Chertsey that he wasn’t up for the young poster of the year, to “own his thirties” and act his age.

He agreed quickly, leaving plenty of time for a quick game of conkers and the old classic, knock door run.

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Least likely to turn up for matchday drinks after saying “I will make the effort to join the drinks at some point”

Too close to call this one.

Can I have this one? Even though a car on it’s roof for the Stoke game prevented me making the pre-match. Then no one bother after the game as they were sulking.

That is it. Liverpool in midweek was always going to be tough, but let me have it! YAY!!

Well, strictly, you could be in the running, but it sounds like you made a real effort which automatically disqualifies you for this one.

Next try for me will be Watford… I am looking forward to meeting you guys, honest!