Sotonians 2015 Awards

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Areola Grandee posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by Gay Abandon

Get with the spirit BT - sure fuck all the commercialization bollocks, I just dont let it interfere with what is important: a great excuse to get together with family and friends and share good and memorable times. Maybe especially important given the shit that is happening in the world... so go give the person wearing the chrimbo jumper a hug/buy pint and fuck all the miserable cunts.

Christmas starts the week before Christmas and ends on the 6th January, during that time I will "get into the spirit" until then fuck em all.

My brother-in-law's girlfriend put their Christmas tree up on the 22nd November, 5 weeks before Christmas FFS

 ''I wish it could be Christmas...everyyy dayayyaya''... lou_lol

pap posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by ant

'Looks most like a badger' award.

Never used to be in the running for this, but the white beard streaks have made me a strong contender.

'Most likely to fritter away an inheritance' award.

I think this is me.   Despite not having any fabulously wealthy relatives, I'd like to think that if I did inherit a big whack, my low born council estate instincts would kick in, causing me to spend it all on ciggies, Sky TV and loose fitting sports-wear.

I'm a scumbag trapped in a professional's life.

'Are they really a Saints fan?!' award.

Bazza.

'Most likely to wear face paint, wig and a foam hand to a match' award.

Bletch.   Just for the improvement on the drunken clown look he had the first time we met him.

'Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year' award. *ahem*

 Surely that's young whippersnapper ant.   I've got no problem with this one going uncontested.   The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else lou_sunnies

pap posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by BTripz

11 months of the year I am fine, this time of year I am all Bah Humbug. Someone in the office today wearing a Christmas jumper FFS

 There is nothing wrong with festive jumpers.   I wear mine throughout the year when it's cold, like.

ant posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by pap

'Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year' award. *ahem*

 Surely that's young whippersnapper ant.   I've got no problem with this one going uncontested.   The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else lou_sunnies

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

pap posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by Gay Abandon

All looks a bit cliquey to me.... lou_flirt lou_wink

 As bletch once said, we're not an inpenetrable clique.   We're a penetrable clique.   Some of us just require less lubrication.

pap posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

 Do you go to AA meetings to troll people?

"Hello.  My name is ant, and I drink like a fucking fish"

KRG posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by ant

Originally posted by pap

'Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year' award. *ahem*

 Surely that's young whippersnapper ant.   I've got no problem with this one going uncontested.   The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else lou_sunnies

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

I have to ask.

Who the fuck keeps count?  

ant posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by KRG

Originally posted by ant

Originally posted by pap

'Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year' award. *ahem*

 Surely that's young whippersnapper ant.   I've got no problem with this one going uncontested.   The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else lou_sunnies

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

I have to ask.

Who the fuck keeps count?  

It's a fair question.

https://untappd.com/user/amplifiedAnt 

saintbletch posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

 Do you go to AA meetings to troll people?

"Hello.  My name is ant, and I drink like a fucking fish"

Or... 

"Hello, my name is fish and I drink like an ant. No wait. Thasnot right. I luv you... "

Goatboy posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by ant

Originally posted by KRG

Originally posted by ant

Originally posted by pap

'Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year' award. *ahem*

 Surely that's young whippersnapper ant.   I've got no problem with this one going uncontested.   The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else lou_sunnies

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

I have to ask.

Who the fuck keeps count?  

It's a fair question.

https://untappd.com/user/amplifiedAnt 

 Good work!

Bucks posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Coxford_lou

Most feisty poster

KRG, Pap, Ohio, Tokes, Cherts, Furbs

I'm not fucking feisty lou_lol

 Lack of self awareness award.

BTripz posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

 That's 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I'd be twice the size I am now.

Areola Grandee posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Gay Abandon

All looks a bit cliquey to me.... lou_flirt lou_wink

 As bletch once said, we're not an inpenetrable clique.   We're a penetrable clique.   Some of us just require less lubrication.

 oohh saucy lou_flirt

Bucks posted this 04 December 2015

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by ant

Haha! Fair fucking play.

Just looked and I've had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go. 

 That's 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I'd be twice the size I am now.

 Yeah but to be fair to Ant, there is no surprise he is slimline, being an IT whiz he makes full use of the latest cloud storage.

ant posted this 04 December 2015 - Last edited 04 December 2015

Originally posted by BTripz

 That's 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I'd be twice the size I am now.

Not really! E.g. over two days at the Great British Beer Fest I went through ~35 beers. Maybe half of those were 1/3s of a pint (I don't log anything less than that). I'd probably say about 3/4 of the beers I have come in bottles sized 330 - 500ml.

Although that's still probably a pint a day overall. Christ.

I'll stop hijacking the thread now... sealed

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