🎂 Sotonians milestones

i saw that tokyos you bastard! This is Example why you need to visit more often!

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Just catching up on all this. Soz bear, that is shit. Happened to my mate and his mrs. 2nd time he hit the target was a success thou and their baby is due in a couple of weeks. Just keep pumping away and results will come.

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Sorry to here the news bear.

Bang goes the pub taxi service

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Suggestion from soviets…check the full thread before posting message of congrats.

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srs thou bear. I hope you sister is OK. This kind of thing can have a bigger effect on girls than bears. Make sure you are nice to her for a bit.

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I didn’t think I could feel sorrier for you than when you announced your Mrs was ‘accidentally’ pregnant, but it turns out I can :lou_sad:

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My niece has turned 18. Adult Unit #1 has turned 22, the “Taylor Swift year”.

Adult Unit #1 insists that Niece Adult Unit #1 “stole her birthday”.

I know the feeling…JFK had the temerity to be shot on my birthday…Fucker!

krGF has just booked our first house viewing.

It’s normal to start panicking uncontrollably about now, isn’t it?

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Oh yes. It’s also the start of being expected to take an interest in things you never imagined…like curtains. :lou_surprised:

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Christ, she gets annoyed when my response to “what do you want to watch” is “I dunno/whatever/don’t mind”.

This is going to be hell :lou_facepalm_2:

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Just keep saying…

Well we could go look in Laura Ashley for furniture/furnishings if you don’t fancy a trip to IKEA.

You’ll be fine.

You will get fed up with fvcking meatballs though

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Being trapped in Ikea with Ed Sheeran being pumped on loop is pretty much my idea of hell.

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I have never set foot in or otherwise visited an Ikea store or viewed an Ikea catalogue or visited an Ikea website…

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Oh lord, she’s only gone and booked another straight after.

This is all getting way out of hand already

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You and me pal…I think there is now a very good chance I never will. :lou_lol:

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What are you going to do with your life if you don’t get shacked up with a crippling mortgage and an unnecessary interest in home furnishing? No, seriously what else…?

Oh I am the one who says “I don’t mind” in my relationship. My partner gets quite annoyed.

I didn’t mind the curtain shopping until we got quoted £5k.

In my day the first set of curtains were government suplus blankets nailed to the window frame…attractively draped of course. :lou_lol:

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