i saw that tokyos you bastard! This is Example why you need to visit more often!
Just catching up on all this. Soz bear, that is shit. Happened to my mate and his mrs. 2nd time he hit the target was a success thou and their baby is due in a couple of weeks. Just keep pumping away and results will come.
Sorry to here the news bear.
Bang goes the pub taxi service
Suggestion from sovietsâŚcheck the full thread before posting message of congrats.
srs thou bear. I hope you sister is OK. This kind of thing can have a bigger effect on girls than bears. Make sure you are nice to her for a bit.
I didnât think I could feel sorrier for you than when you announced your Mrs was âaccidentallyâ pregnant, but it turns out I can
My niece has turned 18. Adult Unit #1 has turned 22, the âTaylor Swift yearâ.
Adult Unit #1 insists that Niece Adult Unit #1 âstole her birthdayâ.
I know the feelingâŚJFK had the temerity to be shot on my birthdayâŚFucker!
krGF has just booked our first house viewing.
Itâs normal to start panicking uncontrollably about now, isnât it?
Oh yes. Itâs also the start of being expected to take an interest in things you never imaginedâŚlike curtains.
Christ, she gets annoyed when my response to âwhat do you want to watchâ is âI dunno/whatever/donât mindâ.
This is going to be hell
Just keep sayingâŚ
Well we could go look in Laura Ashley for furniture/furnishings if you donât fancy a trip to IKEA.
Youâll be fine.
You will get fed up with fvcking meatballs though
Being trapped in Ikea with Ed Sheeran being pumped on loop is pretty much my idea of hell.
I have never set foot in or otherwise visited an Ikea store or viewed an Ikea catalogue or visited an Ikea websiteâŚ
Oh lord, sheâs only gone and booked another straight after.
This is all getting way out of hand already
You and me palâŚI think there is now a very good chance I never will.
What are you going to do with your life if you donât get shacked up with a crippling mortgage and an unnecessary interest in home furnishing? No, seriously what elseâŚ?
Oh I am the one who says âI donât mindâ in my relationship. My partner gets quite annoyed.
I didnât mind the curtain shopping until we got quoted ÂŁ5k.
In my day the first set of curtains were government suplus blankets nailed to the window frameâŚattractively draped of course.