Our aged Panasonic Microwave went PHUTT this morning…sad day.
My dog did a phenomenally huge shit a few weeks ago. He’d been quivering a lot and I didn’t know why, but when I let him outside and he produced a poo larger than his own head I could understand it. I was strangely impressed by this marvel of canine metabolism.
Yet you didn’t take a photo of it? I bet the dog wished it had a selfie stick so that he/she could have recorded this momentous occasion!! Were you in a Poop Scoop area? You’d have needed an IKEA sized bag, not a little flimsy normal sized one for that Turdathon!!
I managed to last the whole night without having to get up for a pee
I hope you gave him the day off
This is true and why it is “almost” finished and has been for the last 18 months.
Farking hell impossible! what meds can do that?
Mrs D_P has just finished painting the staircase & entrance hall.
Me? I’m on the sofa watching golf while she washes up the brunch stuff.
Guess it’s that Polish thing
My brother-in-law is building a shed and has been for over a year. He is now running out of garden and getting bigger than the house! Crazy!
Why have you not got your landlord’s workers to do the painting ?
Youngest daughter got GCSEs today, attaining the top score for two generations.
She snaffled four A stars and six A’s.
Parenting to sixteen is complete.
My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)
Mrs C_S and self are now officially “old”
Congrats to the youngest of the pap clan. Solid effort!
Originally posted by Cobham Saint
My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)
Mrs C_S and self are now officially “old”
Ah good memories. Reading was my first festival too. Halcyon days of '06, fuck just dawned on me that was 10 years ago.
I shalln’t tell you what I got up to, other than to say it was great fun, and I’m sure Kid C_S will also have a great time!
And that isn’t going to worry the C_S’s any??
I imagine Mr C_S probably has enough of an idea himself
I’m in denial…
I don’t get why you are all so worried?
Yes, there’ll be lots of late nights, and fizzy drinks, and junk food. Just keep them on some decent dinners for a week or two and it’ll all be sweet.
Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading
Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.
All that good worry wasted!
She’s already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.
Best comment was “Saturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old people”. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.
Don’t forget, when you are a teenager, anyone from about 28 is an old person.
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading
Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.
All that good worry wasted!
She’s already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.
Best comment was “Saturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old people”. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.
Be careful, Cobber.
There are sexual predators at festivals.
How do I know this?
When my, then, 17 year old daughter first went to Reading, I posted about it on TSW.
Bear, who had also been at Reading, then posted a work of (hopefully) fiction where he met a 17 year old girl who he had sexual congress with.
From memory he described her as bald and talking like The Butler from Downtown (sic) Abbey - two of my apparent characteristics.
I grilled the daughter about it but she denied everything.
However the next day her mother found all of her Teddy bears discarded in a bag by the bin.
Something had traumatised her.