🎂 Sotonians milestones

I managed to last the whole night without having to get up for a pee

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I hope you gave him the day off

This is true and why it is “almost” finished and has been for the last 18 months.

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Farking hell impossible! what meds can do that?

Mrs D_P has just finished painting the staircase & entrance hall.

Me? I’m on the sofa watching golf while she washes up the brunch stuff.

Guess it’s that Polish thing

My brother-in-law is building a shed and has been for over a year. He is now running out of garden and getting bigger than the house! Crazy!

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Why have you not got your landlord’s workers to do the painting ?

Youngest daughter got GCSEs today, attaining the top score for two generations.

She snaffled four A stars and six A’s.

Parenting to sixteen is complete.

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My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)

Mrs C_S and self are now officially “old”

:lou_sad:

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Congrats to the youngest of the pap clan. Solid effort!

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)

Mrs C_S and self are now officially “old”

:lou_sad:

Ah good memories. Reading was my first festival too. Halcyon days of '06, fuck just dawned on me that was 10 years ago.

I shalln’t tell you what I got up to, other than to say it was great fun, and I’m sure Kid C_S will also have a great time!

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And that isn’t going to worry the C_S’s any??

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I imagine Mr C_S probably has enough of an idea himself :lou_smiley:

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I’m in denial…

:lou_wink:

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I don’t get why you are all so worried?

Yes, there’ll be lots of late nights, and fizzy drinks, and junk food. Just keep them on some decent dinners for a week or two and it’ll all be sweet.

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Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading

Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.

All that good worry wasted!

She’s already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.

Best comment was “Saturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old people”. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.

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Don’t forget, when you are a teenager, anyone from about 28 is an old person.

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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading

Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.

All that good worry wasted!

She’s already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.

Best comment was “Saturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old people”. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.

Be careful, Cobber.

There are sexual predators at festivals.

How do I know this?

When my, then, 17 year old daughter first went to Reading, I posted about it on TSW.

Bear, who had also been at Reading, then posted a work of (hopefully) fiction where he met a 17 year old girl who he had sexual congress with.

From memory he described her as bald and talking like The Butler from Downtown (sic) Abbey - two of my apparent characteristics.

I grilled the daughter about it but she denied everything.

However the next day her mother found all of her Teddy bears discarded in a bag by the bin.

Something had traumatised her.

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A worrying story Bletch

Do we have a sexual predator in our midst?

Bearsey - I need you to account for your movements this weekend…

(& not your bowels before you start)

:lou_wink:

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:lou_lol:

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @cobham-saint

A worrying story Bletch

Do we have a sexual predator in our midst?

Bearsey - I need you to account for your movements this weekend…

(& not your bowels before you start)

:lou_wink:

:lou_lol:

Apart from our resident sex pest of course - soz Goat.