Why have you not got your landlordās workers to do the painting ?
Youngest daughter got GCSEs today, attaining the top score for two generations.
She snaffled four A stars and six Aās.
Parenting to sixteen is complete.
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My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)
Mrs C_S and self are now officially āoldā
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Congrats to the youngest of the pap clan. Solid effort!
Originally posted by Cobham Saint
My eldest has gone to her first festival weekend (Reading)
Mrs C_S and self are now officially āoldā
Ah good memories. Reading was my first festival too. Halcyon days of '06, fuck just dawned on me that was 10 years ago.
I shallnāt tell you what I got up to, other than to say it was great fun, and Iām sure Kid C_S will also have a great time!
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And that isnāt going to worry the C_Sās any??
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I imagine Mr C_S probably has enough of an idea himself 
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Iām in denialā¦
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I donāt get why you are all so worried?
Yes, thereāll be lots of late nights, and fizzy drinks, and junk food. Just keep them on some decent dinners for a week or two and itāll all be sweet.
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Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading
Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.
All that good worry wasted!
Sheās already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.
Best comment was āSaturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old peopleā. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.
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Donāt forget, when you are a teenager, anyone from about 28 is an old person.
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Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Eldest C_S offspring back from Reading
Had a great time and came back remarkably sober - but more importantly in one piece.
All that good worry wasted!
Sheās already found herself in a few crowd clips in the BBC iPlayer footage & planning next summer.
Best comment was āSaturday evening was weird because the crowd filled up with old peopleā. I gently pointed out that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers were no spring chickens and that me and Mrs C_S had seen them in Brixton years ago before they became well known.
Be careful, Cobber.
There are sexual predators at festivals.
How do I know this?
When my, then, 17 year old daughter first went to Reading, I posted about it on TSW.
Bear, who had also been at Reading, then posted a work of (hopefully) fiction where he met a 17 year old girl who he had sexual congress with.
From memory he described her as bald and talking like The Butler from Downtown (sic) Abbey - two of my apparent characteristics.
I grilled the daughter about it but she denied everything.
However the next day her mother found all of her Teddy bears discarded in a bag by the bin.
Something had traumatised her.
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A worrying story Bletch
Do we have a sexual predator in our midst?
Bearsey - I need you to account for your movements this weekendā¦
(& not your bowels before you start)
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
A worrying story Bletch
Do we have a sexual predator in our midst?
Bearsey - I need you to account for your movements this weekendā¦
(& not your bowels before you start)
Apart from our resident sex pest of course - soz Goat.
This could just as easily be a ramification of Brexit, but our JBoy is now a married man 
Congrats JBoy & fam!
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Good luck JBoy!
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Teenage Mutant #1 is 18 today so is now officially Young Adult #1 and to mark the occasion sheāll be buying me a beer.
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Did you lend her the money so she could?
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What do you thinkā¦?
Iām the kidsā walking cash machineā¦
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I dont know if this is a milestone or right of passage, but the eldest nipper has gone and imported his first Thai girlfriend to the Philippines for the weekend.
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