FFS this gets worse and worse.
So now there is a roped off champagne room?
FFS I’ve only just stopped vomiting after Friday Night, where somehow we ended up in a roped off Champagne room.
Neverafuckingain
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It was extremely easy, @tokyo-saint . There’s no modding associated with the role, so unless you’re planning to edit those words out of your own posts, you’ll not have to worry about thankless admin tasks.
As for what the job role is, you’ll be involved in future site direction as and when we discuss it among the eight. You’ll obviously miss some meetings ( the ones that happen in real life ) and an absent Soviet may not attract too many votes next year.
It’s very tied up in development activities at present. I’m not anticipating any major changes until Christmas. In the meantime, you’re free to make the Soviet role whatever you like. I’d like to think you’ve got something grander in mind than a springboard for bitching, but it’s your gig, baby.
Play it how you want.
Whoa, hang about.
WTF is THIS?
I signed up for Papsweb not some sort of Capitalist DotCom Boom get rich scheme.
FOUR OWNERS?
SRSLY?
Who do I sue?
I remember something about having three bannings per week, two of which carry over if unused. I think they called bannings something like guestings to make them seem less like bannings. We also have to go to a pub in the new forest for the ‘making ceremony’ I’ve seen goodfellas so bear is going in first. After that, I have heard the survivors have some say in site decisions, basically when pap pisses someone off we get some say in if that person gets guested for life or if we ask bletch to ask him to calm down a bit and take on some more hours at work for a while.
Bletch, in that vain can you please tell shirty it is safe to come back now.
Oh and FFS I’m on this thread moaning when I miss the interweb explode with the news of Cowman being sacked!
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That’s ok, no matter what happens or which ‘meetings’ I attend or do not attend you can never level the criticism at me of acting slowly.
When you say direction… do you mean like introducing a motoring forum for the perverts?
It’s a Soviet Tokes.
So you’re now all in One Direction
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Nah, just the technical platform moving forward and how that’ll weigh into the culture of the site. I’m developing an entirely new software system that’ll be used for Sotonians.
Sounds good, make sure you run it past us for approval before going live. Just a short slideshow presentation, no longer than 45mins. 
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I watched The Death Of Stalin at weekend. It was quite good + funny. I took bird, as revenge for make me sit through the interminably boring Victoria + Abdul the other week. She did not like Death Of Stalin. She did not laugh once. She sat there, all arms crossed and poker face through the whole thing, and at end advised she would give the film “2/10”. But that is birds for you. I thought it was good + funny.
I only mention this, cos I know quite a lot about how these Soviet things operate now, and I don’t think they work quite how pap seems to think they work. If an individual sticks his neck out and tries to develop an entirely new software system, I’m not sure how that would go down with the rest of the Soviet. I think that would end v.badly for him!
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Trust me when I say you want to be nowhere near that conversation. Bletch and I were talking tech on Saturday.
@goatboy and @intiniki were close by. They were prescribed emergency doses of Depoindexter. It’s touch and go.
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You are equal Bearsy - equal to other mammals that shit in the woods
You are equal Tokes, equal to other stange enigmas with an obsession forJapanese ladies with big eyes that help you learn their culture and language
I am equal… to other ‘neo-liberal sandal wearing, socialist splitters from full doctrine that sends child to private school remainers’
So we are masters of our own very small fifedoms… of 1… maybe 2 if we are lucky
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I won’t be attending, we clarified that. 
This sounds like a job for Bob and Floyd.
Meanwhile, bear and I will be working out how this VIP room would work. It sounds crazy but it could be a thing. Everyone that wants in has to be over 18 and state that they are not easily offended by stuff, understand this is a place for mental stuff. We can then post about more controversial topics, pics of bears mum and sister, octo stuff we might be into etc without the problem of newcomers seeing it (I know this was a concern of yours) or Barry banging on about Muslim immigrants.
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Will it cost £5?
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It can do. Send your me your money now, if it doesn’t cost in the future bear will refund you. If he doesn’t bletch promises to resign.
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I demand a recount…
That should waste another 6 months or so…
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I can confirm there was tech talk between Pap and Bletch whilst Goatboy and I talked rum and travel.
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It’ll be longer. You didn’t read paps earlier post. I’ll paraphrase, but only slightly.
“I’m developing a new abacas for Sotonians, it will not be operational until Christmas, but the upgraded version will now include counting beads.”
I’m not sure how far along he is, but i expect the site to crash the first time he uses it. You know the abacas will fall apart and those little beads he painstakingly drilled and painted will roll into his computer and short-circuit the whole of Liverpool.
Another Sotonians first 
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I was trying to be generous tbf @saint-or-sinner .
Now we’ve got the all new Soviet Brain Trust it’s the beginning of a new era
I’m expecting things, not great things, but things
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