Southampton vs Bournemouth - the thread

This Sunday, we entertain our south coast neighbours. No, not them.

On paper, we should beat them. On the pitch, things can be different :lou_smiley: All the usual match related stuff below please.

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2-0 for us, providing JWP and the Gash stay on the bench and Mane plays.

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Solid, consistent work, Barry. Echoes of Dalek’s 17th Symphony, if sir isn’t too burdened by the lofty comparison :lou_lol:

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Why thank you, the same team to start again hopefully, they earned it yesterday.

Originally posted by @pap

This Sunday, we entertain our south coast neighbours. No, not them.

On paper, we should beat them. On the pitch, things can be different :lou_smiley: All the usual match related stuff below please.

PEDANT ALERT!

November 1st.

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Had to log in to vote up that poster.

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Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking

Originally posted by @pap

This Sunday, we entertain our south coast neighbours. No, not them.

On paper, we should beat them. On the pitch, things can be different :lou_smiley: All the usual match related stuff below please.

PEDANT ALERT!

November 1st.

Addressed, ta.

A couple of those fellas you dislike were on the pitch when we scored. One of them had a pretty crucial role in the goal. And nearly set up a winner too. Just saying, coz I know you were hammered. You are welcome.

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It bounced of Gash’s 50p head, he was aiming for the bottom left hand corner…

Tosh. And he nearly set up a great winner, if Pelle had not had his slippers on.

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How the **** do you paste a picture on here?

Fuck me you have to get up early to start the match thread these days … Now sat depressed having lost my leading role on the forum after a mere 3 weeks…

2-1 think they will score as they get a bit excited

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

How the **** do you paste a picture on here?

copy the address, paste into insert image box (the square with the mountains and sun above).

For videos just paste address directly into this box.

If it’s an image on your phone or such like you’ll need to have it hosted somewhere then copy the address (I use twitter almost exclusively for this as it’s free and easy) :lou_wink:

Can’t believe I’m going to miss this one. Swore long and hard when the fixture came out. Why the fuck can we play someone shite like villa when I am on holiday. When I can be drawn from my miserable self pity - I predict we will hump them 4-0 which will make missing the game even fucking worse.

Warned you mate, robbing bastards even went on a special thieving training camp.

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After the “now then now then” shambles last week, I thought it best to set the standard :lou_smiley:

Plus I had sandcastles on the brain. Couldn’t be helped, soz.

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

How the **** do you paste a picture on here?

copy the address, paste into insert image box (the square with the mountains and sun above).

For videos just paste address directly into this box.

If it’s an image on your phone or such like you’ll need to have it hosted somewhere then copy the address (I use twitter almost exclusively for this as it’s free and easy) :lou_wink:

I use this site, as I don’t particularly want to be uploading penis heads onto my Twitter feed…

http://postimage.org

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Poor excuse Pap, poor excuse… just remember that we are undefeated in the ‘shambolic’ match threads that I have graced by starting… defeat - and we will all now know where to lay the blame. :lou_sad:

I’m looking forward to Boruc wanting to prove a point and deciding to showboat, or come out for every ball, it always ends so well.

Anyone who called Kelvin the worst keeper in the division hasn’t seen Villa or Bournemouth’s first choice keepers recently…

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