Southampton vs Swansea match thread

So, you can move quickly enough when you want to? New user name: lifeinthe slowlanebuticandodgecumifmyporridgeisjustright.

As long as he’s creating problems for the Swansea defence I’ll be happy. Just like the way he makes things happen - hopefully someone will be there to make use of the pickings.

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Really, really need Schlong to find his control and shooting boots.

As nice as this would be that’s not really Shane’s game. If he had the touch and finish of Alexis Sanchez then he’d be playing for someone else. As CTFC says as long as he’s making life difficult for other teams then I’m happy.

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Working nightshift tonight, so will have to watch the game stone cold sober drinking water whilst the rest of The Crew are chucking beer down their fucking necks and laughing at me :cry:

It had better be a belting 4-0 win to us to make up for my suffering. Have you ever watched us play whilst sober? … it’s not my cuppa tea that’s for sure.

I won’t even try to guess today’s line up.

Come on you Saints, you can beat this pile of Seaswans droppings.

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Oriol saying that Puel asked players to take more risks than Koeman and that they players enjoy it more. Strange that although the players are allowed to take more risks we are second in the “shots against” league (2nd best record so far this season…10 shots against us)

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Is there a stream for the game even though its not on the telly?

Always plenty. Google it.

first row sports usually have one

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Danny Higginbotham the Co commentator this week.

All together now.

Chazza wouldda had a hat trick by now

We’re busy and I genuinely like the inter play but it has to mean something.

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ffs Redmond, you put the ball between the posts!!

:lou_facepalm_2:

Lol

Our what’s app chat crew are in Hanoi Capetown Milton Keynes beside us

Keyes & Gray say penalty

Stating the bleedin obvious.

We have 2 strikers scoring & 2 can’t hit a barn door.

Has to think more about who he pairs up we should be 4 up by now

Look ok so far and clearly should be 1-0 up.

(Whatever you do, don’t visit the dark side now, it’ll ruin your Sunday).

how the fuck did shlong miss that!!

I wonder how many minutes in total Austin has been on the pitch in his Southampton career. I bet 3 goals in those minutes is probably a good return. Time to bring him on.

finally

1:0 Austin

should be at least 3 up to be fair though

We might still get 3. 20 minutes still to play. I’m keeping an eye on the odds for 3-0