They’ve had to open a National Sperm Bank because the locals aren’t up to it…
I’m out… No I am literally out! 
Nine things you didn’t know about sperm…
Shame really. The opposite, a spunky second city, would have been puntastic.
Spermingham.
You have to ruin everything you miserable sounding beggars.
Well, I’ve got to admit, I might have spun the story a touch. The actual headlines were ‘Birmingham best for Sperm’ and ‘Banking on Birmingham’, I just didn’t want Bearsy to get big headed!
So Spermingham is a go, and they didn’t use that as a bloody headline?
Talk about grounded bombers, or in this case, tethered tadpoles.
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
The actual headlines were ‘Birmingham best for Sperm’ and ‘Banking on Birmingham’,
Shame it was Birmingham really. Wanking in Wigan would have been a catchy headline.
well as Bearsy will testify Birmingham is full of wanker’s
alledgedly he can’t get of with a paid for tart in a brothel?
Teddy Spermingham, Didn’t he play for Pompey,
Large amounts wasted in Premier Inn beds.
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.
Calling any bloke a wanker in the age of internet porn is likely to be an exercise in redundancy.