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Good job he didn’t say arse-buggery-bum-sodomy then innit :lou_lol:

He would have been a pleonastic tautologist :lou_facepalm_2:

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Downvoted for being a twat

Happy birthday by the way

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I have to say sometimes I’m thankful I don’t understand some of the terminology used here.

…and as you’re asking, NO, I wasn’t tempted to Google them either. :lou_smiley:

A good face-buggering will wipe the smug, word-bore smile off each of your smug, word-bore faces.

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Happy birthday fowllyd! Like a fine wine…you should be locked in a cellar.

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I see you’ve just back from an advisory role to a family in the States!!

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Was that a wise thing to do SO5?

Assume the sartorial police will give Bletch the once over before being allowed into the ground and into the eye of the global media??

Not sure whether I’m going to make this one.

The weather is a load of shite, and the taxman is expecting a big wedge by month’s end.

We normally win when I am not there. I think I’ve only witnessed one victory all season.

(insert obvious joke here)

The clapper train can fuck right off, the sensible we’re shit and the Chinese are milking us express left ages ago, reality shall always beat bollocks wishful dreams.

The Southampton way is the cheap way, the cheap way isn’t the best way.

Selling since 1885

#wemarchon

I’m off the to the Lakes and the weather is seriously shite.

I’d put custard on it or Vimto - unless you can get some innertubes and a bowl of key soup.

Not coming to the game then Baz?

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Checking to see the shallow graves are still undisturbed by Lakes weather and rozzers?

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Fuck that, I’ll watch it when I get back, why spoil a weekend with those overpaid bellends?

It’s OK.

@lets-b-drinking keeps me honest.

He sits along the way from Flyd and just as there’s a lull in play and the Northam have stopped singing dating songs to Portsmouth fans, he looks over at me and shouts at the top of his voice…

Nice shirt, Beltch!

Cheers, Kenny.

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Not this weekend, with the wife for a spot of dinner and ale.

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The Lakes are awesome, @barry-sanchez . I have not been enough. We did Christmas at Ambleside a few years ago. Took the hound (as you’d say) with us & our then brand new Wii U.

We stayed in a cabin, went walking when the weather was smart, and played Sonic Racing when it was not. Make sure you go to Booths.

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I’m too kind for your own good

At least if I’m not there I won’t have to look at him

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We try and go at least once a year, love the place, some parts are still out the way as well, we’re in Bowness this time round though as good restaurants (Balance) and pubs (Angel and Hole in t’Wall).

Is there a tower?