I’ve not checked out the NSFW links at the bottom yet…
The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:
…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).
So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)
Update #1 : If you appreciate this topic, here is a NSFW link that is wonderful.
Update #2 : Another NSFW link that is amazing and makes me happy I’m alive.
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I’d better look at my pension plan again and make sure I have enough to cover those extra years!!
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Take it from me, SOG, it can be tricky getting cover when you’re 105 
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LOL. Happy Spudders.
So if just looking at them has such a positive effect, what does actually touching them do?!
Plus does it make any difference if they are real or fake?
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De-stresses you. It works. 
So if I gorp at boobs for half an hour a day, can I take up smoking again without any discernable loss of life expectancy?
Watch out your blood pressure doesn’t go too low!
Ha, actually this is another thing I should have put about in the big smoke thread! There’s always so much to look at on the way to and from the office, it’s very calming!
The first person I lived with had false boobs and I bought my first wife a pair (as you do) because she was very self conscious about them (dont know why, they looked fine to me). To look at I would say there was no difference but there was a difference on the groping front.
In true Dubai Phil style, this reminds me of a true strory (not about golf!).
I was going through a particularly unpleasant divorce and my solicitor called me in to his office one day. He said that my ex had provided a list of what she wanted out of the divorce settlement and what would I like on my list. I told him that I had paid for my exes breast augmentation and therefore would like access to them every other weekend. The solicitor didn’t blink, he just said dryly, I think you will find that they were a gift, shall we move on.
I wonder if it works using t-girls?
Originally posted by @Spudders
The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout
So, what papsweb needs at the start of each day is someone to come up with a good workout thread.
For the sake of our health, like.
I’ve been out with a couple of girls with implants and agree SOG, I didn’t like the feel of them. I’m not really a boob man to be honest anyway, well I am, but not big ones.
I would just like to not volunteer for that. 
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Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
I wonder if it works using t-girls?
Only if you didn’t know, however the post traumatic stress disorder that would follow the subsequent discovery would probably negate any previously aquired benefits
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I’m with you Spud. There is a perfect size for every body shape. When you go beyond the proportions dont work. Too many girls go way too big. The consultant who did my ex wife ( 
) was very good and suggested the right size for he frame. He said a lot of girls wanted big ones and he always tried to talk them out of it. You see a lot of women who had massive ones eventually go back for smaller.
I dont think that would be the same for todger enlargements though.
Lou is gonna be really pissed off that I’m gonna live 30 years longer than expected.
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I know what she could take for that anger and depression!! 
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<sigh> The decision whether to upvote or downvote is such a difficult one at times.
You know where I live, Spudders!
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
You know where I live, Spudders!
Well indeed, London, it’s such a small place we probably walk past each other every morning!
