Test Debacle

Maybe we should delete the”Deb” from the thread title

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327 behind

Cook doesn’t move his feet

6-1

Go back to bed…

Batsman How Out Bowler Runs Mins Balls 4s 6s SR
Total (4.4 overs) 14-for1wickets
Cook c Watling b Boult 2 11 11 0 0 18.18
Stoneman not out 5 19 7 1 0 71.43
Root not out 7 7 10 1 0 70.00
Extras 0

NZ set up a trap. Bowl short at Stonemen.

He top edges a shaky pull for 6 to bring up his 50.

Next ball pulls it straight to long leg.

FFS what happened to batting TIME?

Why the hell is a Test Batsman playing that sort of risky shot in a situation where you have to occupy the crease. Just fvcking duck/dodge/weave you idiot

115-2

Just hope 5 NZ bowlers get caught ball tampering.

Root going well but I bet he gets a bouncer on the fingers a couple of balls before the end of the innings and gets out next ball.

That would just be our luck .

FFS

WICKET

c Watling b Boult 51

Outstanding from Trent Boult to Joe Root, still reeling from that blow on the fingers. A rip-snorterer from the left-arm paceman gets big on the England skipper and he gloves it behind. BJ Watling leaps to claim the catch.

Why did Root continue batting after that blow from Boult on in his fingers? He could have retired hurt and just returned in the morning. With two balls left and time up the umpires would have just taken the players.

That could be a huge blow to England’s hopes of saving the Test.

Stokes put in some effort but…

It was inevitable after the Kiwis fixed the weather. :lou_sad:

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Stokes :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2:

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Same as Root last night - could have retired hurt after being rapped on the knuckles. Plays on, gets out next ball.

Some not very intelligent batting all round tbh

JUST GO BACK TO BED.

FFS

Barstow & Wood have a total of 100 runs between them.

About the same as everyone else

England 1st Innings

Batsman How Out Bowler Runs Mins Balls 4s 6s SR
Total (81.2overs) 269-for8wickets
Cook b Boult 2 12 7 0 0 28.57
Stoneman c Latham bSouthee 35 161 111 4 0 31.53
Vince lbw bSouthee 18 60 41 3 0 43.90
Root bSouthee 37 81 63 5 0 58.73
Malan lbw b Boult 0 4 1 0 0 0.00
Stokes c Watling b Boult 25 88 63 4 0 39.68
Bairstow not out 85 182 131 10 1 64.89
Broad c Sodhi bSouthee 5 14 6 1 0 83.33
Wood bSouthee 52 79 62 7 1 83.87
Leach not out 3 5 4 0 0 75.00
Extras 1nb 1w 2b 3lb 7

England should pay Granty NOT to watch them…

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Bairstow got his ton.

England crept over 300

Broad had a purple patch reduced them to 30 odd for 5 then 142 run record partnership

115 behind 4 wickets left new ball due in morning

Good Test for a change

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BJ Wattling.

Is that a cricketer or an oral sex technique?

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Isn’t that the definition of Broads career?

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Steady day by England. Broad’s streak continued - 6 fer and Anderson picked up 4.

Cook chased a wide one to keep his bad run going but amazingly Vince waited until he was in his 70’s before having a waft, he and Stoneman putting on over 100 and annoying everyone who wanted them dropped by neither kicking on nor being shit.

Steady work by Root and Malan leaves us 231 ahead with 7 wickets remaining.

2 days left to play, 14 overs until the new ball, Kiwis have no reviews left.

Time to kick on, pitch is playing much better apparently. Root will be mindful that he has been chased down for England and Yorl=ks with scores of over 400 in the 4th innings, England need to bat through to at least tea, not helped that the clocks changed and they only put the start forward by 30 minutes so will lose some overs in next 2 days.

Well poised is the best description.

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Woke up about 5 and heard on radio that Vince was batting superbly for 74.

Got up, put on TV, saw him get a single, leave one and then get out.

Went back to bed.

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NZ need 340 to win on final day 10 wickets in hand.

Bad light cut the number of possible overs.

England didn’t drive home their advantage more accumulated the lead.

Broad lost a bit of rhythm big day for Wood & Leach tomorrow

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