Greetings dear papswebsterfucktards (special name in prep for the hell that is to be unleashed (on my signal…)
Now that we come to the end of another arduous and ‘hard’ season, It is time for Gay to Abandon his name once again and give the fine fellows of this particular parish the opportunity to select for him a new one. A name so fine and eloquent and of course appropriate to his fine character and personality.
All that is required for this to be in place for the new season (maybe something with a European twist given the UEFA cup participation and our continued EU belongingness 
) is a small donation to Goaty’s childrens hospital charity thing (Goaty to post justgiving link).
To nominate a name that will go to the vote will be £10 (which includes one vote)
To vote (which will take place in late July) will be £5
So who is going to help the kids? 
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I shall have to give some careful thought to this. First ones that come to mind are Dibden Purlieu Saint, Dune or Batman. Sure I can do better with a bit of time.
Top idea GA and a more than worthy cause.
I’d quite like a permalink to the justgiving site somewhere as well
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I think it would be a Gd Idea if someone had a Username that would attract desirable people to frm. I mean i.e. if the username was something that ppl would type into google search, and then google would say Yo! Chk this! This search term is ejaculate all over www.Sotonians Face!
It would be good bc tho they are only lured here by Gay’s enticing new username, once they read our Interesting Opinions on i.e. Jeremy Corbyn and i.e. what KRG is listening to and i.e. what the next 4 words in this dumb story is, they will stick around srs. All we need to do is decide the type of ppl we are looking for, and what they are likely to be google searching for.
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Originally posted by @Bearsy
I think it would be a Gd Idea if someone had a Username that would attract desirable people to frm. I mean i.e. if the username was something that ppl would type into google search, and then google would say Yo! Chk this! This search term is ejaculate all over www.Sotonians Face!
It would be good bc tho they are only lured here by Gay’s enticing new username, once they read our Interesting Opinions on i.e. Jeremy Corbyn and i.e. what KRG is listening to and i.e. what the next 4 words in this dumb story is, they will stick around srs. All we need to do is decide the type of ppl we are looking for, and what they are likely to be google searching for.
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Something that reflects Gay’s deep understanding of attractive, attacking football…a name that commands insant respect and not a little love.
How about…Louis van Gall.
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Nigel Farage
Marie Le Pen
Alpine Saint
All good names with a European twist.
Deary me, the subtlety of Bear’s plan seems to have completely escaped you, bTripz.
What current predicament would you say people seeking boob reduction surgery had?
It’s an easier problem to accommodate than the collection of balding small-cocked granny bangers you’re suggesting we sign up.
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Oh dear, that makes me 0-2 today, oh well.
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you dropping £60 as a starter KRG - that’s brilliant- Kids will love you 
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Seymour Butz is intreging…
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @BTrip
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Deary me, the subtlety of Bear’s plan seems to have completely escaped you, bTripz.
What current predicament would you say people seeking boob reduction surgery had?
It’s an easier problem to accommodate than the collection of balding small-cocked granny bangers you’re suggesting we sign up.
Coal To Newcastle aint it
Originally posted by @Goatboy
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Need the link bro - get these fuckers to stump up some serious wedge before they lose interest for anotehr season - fucking early leavers the lot of them… probably full kit wankers as well.
Come on boys and girls dont be all premature ejaculate - take your time and consider in earnest the best name/s and stump up some hard earned for an offcial nomination or two
Would be perfect, but my mind spins as tp how you serached for that! 
) is a small donation to Goaty’s childrens hospital charity thing (Goaty to post justgiving link).
