The 2017 Christmas Thread

Seriously. The place to post all the embarrassment of early deals/adverts.

Last weekend we did the 2 hour round trip to Al Hamra, a booze shop in the desert. It’s about the size of a local supermarket and is MUCH cheaper than in town. They were playing Xmas Carols and had a lucky DIP (I won a £18 bottle of Chardonnay for my Turkey ffs)

Today, the Bell Inn emailed me suggesting I make a reservation for my Christmas Party now

.FFS.

Anyone else getting these already? Anyone spotted posters up yet?

Stick the worst of them on here!

(Oh NYE Dhow cruise for two buffet dinner without booze - $600. Which is MORE than our flights, hotels, tours and transfers cost for our 10 days in Cambodia at that time of the year…)

It is now September the Philippine shopping malls will be putting decorations up as we speak.

I at least have prevented the Mrs puting anything up until December but depending on if I am at home or at work will determine exactly when they do go up. Ie if I leave for work say the second week of November the decs will go up as soon as I am in the airport as it will be December when I arrive home.

I need a supply of Christmas crackers cant find any in the Philippines.

Good to hear that the Middle East and Philiippines are well and truly integrated with the West guys!!

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Total cunt award for Christmas thread in September. I will be down voting all posts on this thread unlell they mirror my sentiment. However as I’m a fair grinch I will start down voting tomorrow.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Let’s keep this place Christmasgreedfree.

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Santa is fucking useless. FACT.

this is why I have to buy all my own shit whenever I want it :lou_lol:

Like a viper on a stricken mongoose…

I got in early due to time differences :lou_lol:

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I saw a tv advert for Christmas trees a month ago.

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The order book is open for Santa Cheesecakes… a little peace of me died inside, but the masses were asking!

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Does Santa deliver to non Christian children? Bazza? ?

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Another piece of cheesecake died?

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You wank into your cheesecakes?

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You know it’s coming when that pus filled piece of shit show the X factor turns up on the telly

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Liberty of london have their Christmas stuff out. Apparently it’s 17 weeks away.

Only if you make the initial mistake of watching tv.

A common mistake.

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Kev’s Santa cheesecakes are a Premier product and Kev is the Lenny Henry of cheesecake making. The masses love him for it and they can’t get enough of his cheesecake.

Has anyone you know tried one, and are they still in good health? More importantly, how much commission are you being paid for that blatant bit of advertising?

:lou_wink_2:

Shit and sorry for thedownvote @fowllyd

Fat thumbs. I’ll randomly up vote you at some point this week.

sorry.

Blessed be the Cheesecake makers

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