The 2017 Sotonians Awards Thread

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Goatboy posted this 27 December 2017

Please submit your suggestions for award categories here.

 

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Sadoldgit posted this 27 December 2017

The Snowflake award for lily livered Liberals and wet fannies.

gavstar posted this 27 December 2017

Chinese Whisperer award for most/least ITK on all that is SFC.

Fatso posted this 27 December 2017

 Biggest cock

JxgrSaint posted this 27 December 2017

Can I have another username consonant related award please, Carol?

Cobham Saint posted this 27 December 2017

The regularly listens to the voices in his/her head award

Cobham Saint posted this 27 December 2017

The person most likely to have bodies buried under the patio award

lifeintheslowlane posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

The person most likely to have bodies buried under the patio award

 ...AND...the person most likely to be buried under the patio.

Areola Grandee posted this 27 December 2017 - Last edited 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Fatso

 Biggest cock

 We shoudld have biggest cunt as well then - and I am not just saying this to be in with a shout of a gong - in fact plenty in the running for this lou_wink2

Areola Grandee posted this 27 December 2017 - Last edited 27 December 2017

... BUT should any year end additional reward points be added to THIS year's totals for a final leaderboard? Rather than folks ending up with an impossible lead going into the new season? Starting 2000 points behind on 1st Jan makes it impossible to get into the Champions league places - sort it out Soviet!

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Tokyo-Saint posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

... BUT shoudl not any year end additional reward points be added to THIS years totals for a final leaderboard? Rather tan folks ending up with an impossible lead going into teh new season? Starting 2000points behind on 1st makes it impossible to get into the Champions leage places - sort it out Soviet!

 Let us soviet just get on the Papline and sort that out for you. Have faith in our powers, I am like spiderman on pap pills.

Also, completely unrelated. The let's pretend it didn't happen  Soviet award sponsored by Pap and his unresigned enabler Bletch. 

Nominations: 

Me 

spunk bear

Bob

Flloyd  

Areola Grandee posted this 27 December 2017

Top stuff Tokes... let me know when I can apply for chief cordon opener to the VIP champagne suite - happy tohumble and lose all self respect to crawl up the Soviet collective arse to gain favour as necessary 

Fowllyd posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Top stuff Tokes... let me know when I can apply for chief cordon opener to the VIP champagne suite - happy tohumble and lose all self respect to crawl up the Soviet collective arse to gain favour as necessary 

You haven't seen our arses. Believe me, it'll be a very long crawl for precious little reward.

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Cobham Saint posted this 28 December 2017

The lone horseman of the apocalypse award....

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PhilippineSaint posted this 28 December 2017

I want the award for staying safe in the face of adversity and putting up with all sorts of crap from co-workers

Although @Intiniki may push hard for this one.

Areola Grandee posted this 28 December 2017

The 'Barry Sanchez, Barry Snachez Barry Sanchez Repetive poster award? Although there may be only one serious contender?

Sadoldgit posted this 28 December 2017

The Alpine_Saint award for the most miserable and negative poster of the year.

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Dubai_Phil posted this 28 December 2017

The still being able to post award for the Friday Thread.

It sprang to mind as we are having a Pizza Night 😉 again and I can hardly see the screen.

 

Dubai_Phil posted this 28 December 2017

An award thread.

Guess we may see the bear return from his Champagne Room hibernation.

BTripz posted this 28 December 2017 - Last edited 28 December 2017

The poster with the innate ability to fuck a teams results up by starting the match threads.....

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BTripz posted this 28 December 2017

The not going to bite at Bazza's posts