The 2017 Sotonians Awards Thread

The Bowling Ball award for the poster whose wife has been fingered most often by other people causing said poster to seek vengeance through further posting.

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Most prolonged flounce.

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Bastard - another I cant win (my longest was only 4weeks)

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Don’t feel bad. There’s only one possible winner of this award. Sadly, he won’t be here to collect his prize (a life-size model of Jeremy Corbyn’s middle finger).

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The out of vogue award for Sartorial Elegance

The Merson award for services to the promotion of alcohol

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This should be a group award, with commendations for specialist threads.

Bletch is ineligible, for obvious reasons, but he could have a special award for dropping the most c-bombs on the site while drunk

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OK - so the yearly leaderboard has reset itself with no fanfare etc

The Soviet is failing…We should storm and occupy the VIP Champagne Room

But it’s in Derby and they dont have a tower how will we go there?

Sh’up. It’s all still there. There will be fanfare. Just need to get back to Southampton first.

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What a depressing way to start the year…just heard the “VIP Champagne Room” has been rebranded as “The Prosecco Lounge”

I have a bad feeling that the fixtures and fittings will appear on EBay very shortly. :lou_sad:

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Ahem…Pap?

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8 hour days. In Stoke. He’s suffering enough.

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Imagine having to spend 8 hours each day in Stoke. Poor sod!

I’m sure it’s bad enough driving there knowing you have to spend 8 hours there, but it must be even worse driving home knowing you have to do it all over again tomorrow

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I have to be careful what I say about Stoke… :zipper_mouth:

Why? Do we have stoke spies here?

I’m doing transfer deadline day for SSN at Stoke on weds :slight_frown: It the coldest place on earth, yes colder than Antartica. It has it’s own microclimate that renders the local population as angry and slightly resentful that they have to live in Stoke.

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I saw my first dead person at the N Staffs hospital , when I was vaguely thinking about doing something medical after A levels back in the day when an “open day” actually meant something…

Luckily for everyone I didn’t go down that road…

So where’s my gong?

I think you just make up your own category this year…

Like “The person to load the most porn onto their laptop before going offshore”…or something like that

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