Is there a most unlikely to win an election but won an election award (sponsored by Brexit). If so I want to claim mine. I think it might have been from 2016.
Also, how come ya are so fucking proficient at counting votes all of a sudden?
I'm good at all sorts of counting when suitably inspired.
Congratulations on your 1000th upvote. Looking forward to your suggestions on how we can make Southampton as mindlessly sectarian as your first team.
I am sure this outrageous claim was only fueled by our resident bin dipping midget having half a can of cheap Jamaican lager, however, I feel it is important to dispell the rumour about my "first team" and sectarianism.
I would like to make it 100% crystal clear that Sex, Drugs and Mane have no sectarian links whatsoever. The team is made up of a number of players from mixed backgrounds, nationalities and religions. They are of varying abilities and prices with the only common denominator being that all players turn to shit as soon as I bring them in or turn amazing when I transfer them out. Harry Kane and more recently Eden Hazard have demonstrated this perfectly.
We are not sectarian and any hun bastard who says differently can have their kneecaps blown off.
I said "first team", not "wet dream".