🤝 The Appointment Race

Tim Sherwoods still floating about as far as I know … he’s got all the makings of a great toffee :lou_lol:

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Everton thinking they can get anyone just because they’re Everton

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Cross posting, what cross posting

:lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: desperate times call for desperate measures

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Hahahahaha

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Hahaha…the BIG TIME BOYS going small time. Will they be featuring the count-down to Allardyce Day :lou_lol:

This would only be funnier if they were considering saggy scroat face

Will his big melon head fit in their famous dugouts?

https://twitter.com/sosevertonian/status/935175099162005504

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I can very honestly say I would rather be relegated than appoint Allardyce.

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BREAKING: _Sky Sports New_s understands that Allardyce is currently on holiday in Dubai.

Over to our man-on-the-spot…what does he say Phil? Could be comedy gold. :lou_lol:

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Image result for sam allardyce dubai

Nah I cheated that’s an old one.

Unfortunately because it was F1 weekend and the 7’s is coming up this weekend, the town has been rammed full of proper Celebs.

In fact just about anyone and everyone who can perform in a bar has been here they even dragged Ne-Yo Iggy Azalea Wiz Khalifa, Geri Halliwell, Martha Stewart, Anthony Joshua, Ed Sheeran, Take That Brothers,

Davos from GoT, Maria Sharapova, Tinie Tempah.

But no, sorry, due to new Immigration Rules, we don’t let unemployed fat bastards in any more

Unless he came down to see Lindsey Lohan who’s just moved down here.

She’s in to weird shit I’ve heard

The appointment that broke the site

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They old managers are laughing - get fired and paid up a years salary.

Sit on your arse until November / December waiting for bottom half clubs to start shitting themselves and firing their managers.

Adopt a smug grin in the knowledge that whilst the clubs will hate you and know you will be absolutely the wrong long term choice, they are too worried about going down to take a risk.

Let that grin turn into a guffaw as you realise it is only you and Fat Sam available.

Promptly double your salary. effectively a full years pay for 6 months work with an additional years salary bonus in 7 months time when you get fired again.

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I know I retired a long time ago but…Ge Us A Job!!

Mad ain’t it. When you look at the managers who’ve been appointed lately, Pardew, Hodgson, fkn Puel, Moyes, Allardyce. I’d be amazed if any of them are still in place this time next year.