Blackās bad back
He got the sack
Been here too long, hope heās not back
Yeah, heās let loose
From the noose
Les kept him hanging about
He wants a gig at Sky
Cos heās been getting high
On back pain medication heās not gonna die
Heās got nine lives
Catās eyes
Abusing all the players and runnin wild
He could have been Black and in a wheelchair.
Ryan Giggs NOT interested in Swansea job.
Now thatā a turn up. New tactic. Donāt appear desperate for every job going and you might become desirable?
Oh wow, you thought Barry, Heisenberg and the cast of Fiverweb were bad, look at the replies to his tweetā¦
Shame.
Another week he could have been at Chelseaā¦
Woahā¦first sacked from Everton job and now appointed to The Netherlandās jobā¦from one failing team to another.
Hernadez the owner of Air Asia is mad
Something of a coup for West Ham. Thatās a title winning manager, going to the London Stadium. Thisāll go one of two ways. Karen and the Dildo Brothers will actually live up to whatever pitch theyāve bunged him, and the Hammers should do well.
Option two is that theyāve fed him a load of old shite, and heāll end up walking or getting sacked next year because of it.
Option one carries its own risk. They could up doing a Pompey or QPR (anyone seeing the similarity there) and spend a fuckload of money they donāt have, buying shit they donāt need. The London Stadium could soon be hosting League One games 
Iāve heard he prefers some nice family business.
They will fuck it up
Absolutely! Just read this (from this BBC article) :-
West Ham will give new manager Manuel Pellegrini a larger budget this summer than they have āspent in any window in the pastā, says co-owner David Gold.
The Chilean, confirmed as Hammers boss on Tuesday, has targeted āfour or fiveā players to help the club avoid a repeat of last seasonās relegation struggle.
Gold, 81, says West Ham will make a record level of investment.
āWe will probably spend more money in this window than weāve spent in any window in the past,ā Gold said.