The Arsenal away caption competition

Or, what’s being said here?

Originally posted by Optimus trousers

Sourced from A tweet by SkyFootball tweet

@SkyFootball - Sky Football :soccer:

REPORT: #AFC 2-1 #SaintsFC. 94th minute penalty gives Arsenal the win http://skysports.tv/MhtLx4

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You don’t believe I have a cheque from Arsene Wenger?..Well feast your eyes on this!

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Apart from the head injury, the foul on Long and Giroud wrestling I think I got the decision right. Oh and you arguing that’s a yellow too… Now fuck off

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ref: PENALTY!

players: Oh fuck off

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Claude: Merde. Un pénalty et le carton jaune aussi. Boff…Interesting…Windows Mercato…Important…

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Madley: “Look everyone I’ve got a golden ticket”

Fonte: “Fat bastard”

Davis: “Willy Wanker more like”

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… and on the reverse side of this yellow card is a signed photo of Arsene, which I must remember to put back on my pillow before I go to bed tonight

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"My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour.

I believe it is peace for our time…

Go home and get a nice quiet sleep."

Ref : “You thought i didn’t know the Portuguese for “cunt” didn’t you, Jose”

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It’s ‘cona’. Good to start off Monday learning about other cultures.

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Okay Jose, you have given away your last penalty for Saints. Monsieur Puel has instructed me to give you this one way ticket to Manchester.

“you dropped your Nando’s gold card”

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