The Bazza-inspired random nonsensical sentence thread

Alright whoppers, here for you is a place for you to write down words in a row that even you can’t re-read to make the sensibleness of it all, are we?

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My leftist trousers played the accordion whilst the walrus pickled Barry’s whopper…

I’d like to see Forster play in goal for us this weekend.

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But words the in order are the correct.

Barry mistake never would make that,

Are you saying Bazza is Yoda? Big claim that, SoS :lou_wink_2:

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His words are also fictional. Nothing else. Sorry Barry.

It soared, a bird, it held its flight, a swift pure cry, soar silver orb it leaped serene, speeding, sustained, to come, don’t spin it out too long long breath he breath long life, soaring high, high resplendent, aflame, crowned, high in the effulgence symbolistic, high, of the ethereal bosom, high, of the high vast irradiation everywhere all soaring all around about the all, the endlessnessnessness and what is your view on that?

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LOL … my view ? … dunno really, African swallow or European ? I expect you’re right in any case

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That chippy gravy is good yes.

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Nip bip bip blip.

Runs n Goeses

I think the rather pitiful response to this inquiry shows there’s no @barry-sanchez like the original.

We’re just cheap copies. Copies, goddammit!

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Very true, @pap - Bazza’s style is pretty much impossible to impersonate. My own effort, apart from the last few words, was lifted directly from James Joyce’s Ulysees - a classic piece of stream-of-consciousness writing. But it still doesn’t come close to Barry’s style, which I think we could dub stream of semi-consciousness.

One Barry Sanchez, there’s only one Barry Sanchez, one Barry Sanchez…

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Sotonians. Home of @barry-sanchez

And no, we didn’t lose a bet.

You bunch of liberal, sandal wearing whoppers, it’s the north that’s affected.

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So @btripz fuck the north

The snows have capitulated and let the Jocks still be part of the union.

It’s a failed experiment, and what about workers rights?

Back in time to the Spithead Review of 1935…was does that tell you? It tells you that England was equipped to repel all boarders, to hold the fort, to retain the birthright of those spawned on the land and in the rivers of this septic isle. Fruits of the bowmen of Agincourt and the artillerymen of Waterloo and all stops to Micheldever. Universal sufferage caused universal suffering. Post Brexit demands the rejuvination of our Senior Service…bring it on.

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Who do you think you are kidding, @lifeintheslowlane ?