šŸ„ The Beef Thread (in honour of Barry)

Fuck off Bilbo Baggins, this is the beef thread. Isnā€™t the point of this to joust things out verbally? You know I love that and you showing yourself as a weasel a few years ago and ever since gives me an adversey but this isnā€™t my fight. Call TMO a mush and complete your destiny.

Look mush, I might have bothered trying to explain that I wasnā€™t the imagined fantasy some twat had dreamed up on the Internet back in my TSW days.

This is Sotonians, baby. We meet in pubs. Iā€™ve drunk for literal days with many of the fuckers on this forum, added all up.

And they wonā€™t get upset at me referring to them as that, because they know itā€™s not coming from a bad place.

Iā€™m not bothering to explain the vast differences between someoneā€™s remote Internet assessment and reality, partially because I canā€™t be arsed, but mostly because I donā€™t fucking have to.

Upgrade your Sotonians experience by buying a drink in a pub at a participating venue.

:grinning: ok Steve

Nice ā€œverbal joustingā€ there Tokes. Thatā€™s what the Beef Thread is all about, init.

(Although if weā€™re going to get repeats, Iā€™d sooner it was Only Fools)

Play it nice and cool, son.

I was taking the piss when I said verbal jousting - does that sound like me?

  • got bored. You can weasel out of answering TMO but you are not dragging me into another argument with you where you go into relentless megaspastic barry mode posting for hours.

Who knows, Tokes?

For all we know you probably sound like Joe Pasquale.

Here you are, pap, have the final word if you like, the floor is yoursā€¦ but can you resist?

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He couldnā€™t resistā€¦ obs.

That was a video, Tokyo, not a word.

Sotonians. Come for the promise of football. Stay to complete the basic education that eluded you in Scotland.

Iā€™m using that as a tagline.

lol tricked him. What an idiot. Youā€™re welcome tmo.

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Come on then @fatso letā€™s have at itā€¦

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My arteries have run away screaming just looking at that photo.

What the fuck is it?

It looks like a deep fried Muppets character (Animal?)

Have you seen American Pie? That is the Scottish take on it.

Another zinger from Chertsā€™ upcoming opus, ā€œWhy people treat me seriously as an Internet debating forceā€. Out in September. At no good book stores.

The embarrassing thing for you Pap, is that posters on this forum seem to agree more with me on Brexit than with you. That must be difficult for you.

It would be, if I cared the slightest iota about what you thought.

As it is, all of my care was deleted en masse somehow.

Happy trolling.

Happy trolling? Really? Wow.

And you wonder why so many people leave the site? @saintbletch must be pulling his hair out with you.

As an aside, not sure where I put my opinion across in that post - or are you just talking about the forum in general, because that makes sense, youā€™ve shown time and time again that you donā€™t care what anyone else on the forum thinks.