The BIG Match (thread) :The mighty free scoring Saints (prefer demons) vs Raspy Sean's Clarets

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Following last week's amazingly entertaining 1-1 victory down at the Satan's Charge Card Arena, the mighty demons of Southampton head back to ** Mary's full of new found confidence and ready to do battle with one of my favourite sons. Sean (shares 3 letters with satan) had his husky voice developed through years of breathing in hell fire, folowing a life of wonderful sins, prostitution (he was very popular with the wives of the liberal elite) and encouraged many to literally **** satan's ****.  So much so that I released him a while ago to try his luck at my favourite game.

He has sean promise (get it? That's Satan doing a good joke no?) over the last few years as he brings his northern lads down to face the Southern nancies.  They have done good so far because, as that old boy Virgil  (not that one) would have said ''Possunt quia posse videntur'' ....  The demons of Southampton could do with a bit of that (as well as a bit more 'cut' to go with their thrust) 

Anyway, with Satan in charge of the match thread, how can anyone bet against a crushing victory? Problem is for which side...

Demons 2-1 Dyche's claret swilling northern real men

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Dubai_Phil posted this 3 weeks ago

And that's a wrap

Must go find Lucifer S2 Graziano is so wasted in Hollywood instead of banging them in for us

Rust Cohle posted this 3 weeks ago

I genuinely can't wait.  It should be a thrilling contest 

BTripz posted this 3 weeks ago

0-0, that's all, thank you and goodnight.

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Cobham Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

What does Lawro say?

...I'll go for the opposite.

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Areola Grandee posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

What does Lawro say?

...I'll go for the opposite.

 It comes as no surprise that we have our best seasons when his predictions have at least 20points and 10 places below our actual position..... last season he had us above our actual position for much of the season.... we need to campaign to get him predicting we are really shit again

Dubai_Phil posted this 3 weeks ago

Surely we now have to go 3 at the back?

Our only attacking threat comes when Bert & Cedric get forward (and then Cedric duffs the cross) but surely with them in more advanced positions they will have the chance to do those little lay-offs to (2 from) Boufal/Tadic/Redmond in an area where there could be SOME attacking threat.

Romeu is half the player he was last season and so with him sitting deeper we won't notice any difference attack wise, then it comes down to Davis or Lemina making the breaks in cemtral MF and bringing the wing backs into play?

                                                                                 McArthy

                                VVD                                     Maya                                       Hoedt

Cedric                                                              Romeu                                                      Bertrand

                 Davis                                                        Lemina                                  Boufal

                                                                            Gabbi

But we won't. Tadic will be in for Davis, Lemina will play as a second DM (at home) and we'll play a flat back 4 with the wardrobe behind them.

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Goatboy posted this 3 weeks ago

Big game on Saturday. With Liverpool, Everton and Man City to come this month I would take a scrappy 1-0 over Burnley. Maya to score the winner in injury time with a deflected header.

steveintheforest posted this 3 weeks ago

Hmmm ..... Burnley at home ..... it'll be like Halloween all over again !!

 

TheMightyOstrich posted this 3 weeks ago

Burnley have been decent on their travels this season. That's all I have to say.

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cellone posted this 3 weeks ago

There's a chance that we'll win so I'll cling to that.

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steveintheforest posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by TheMightyOstrich

Burnley have been decent on their travels this season. That's all I have to say.

 Lol  ... I think that's more than enough TMO

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Well @Mods not changed link yet boy I had to go to Page 2 for this weeks football thread and as Lawro has predicted a 2-1 home win i am inclined to agree with him 

Oi @Modboy Change Chutney ferrets name link. Ta lou_lol

Oi  Soviet get your act together or be in the first set of purges planned by the Proles.

Modboy posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Well @Mods not changed link yet boy I had to go to Page 2 for this weeks football thread and as Lawro has predicted a 2-1 home win i am inclined to agree with him 

Oi @Modboy Change Chutney ferrets name link. Ta lou_lol

Oi  Soviet get your act together or be in the first set of purges planned by the Proles.

 What is it that is troubling you PS?

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Modboy

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Well @Mods not changed link yet boy I had to go to Page 2 for this weeks football thread and as Lawro has predicted a 2-1 home win i am inclined to agree with him 

Oi @Modboy Change Chutney ferrets name link. Ta lou_lol

Oi  Soviet get your act together or be in the first set of purges planned by the Proles.

 What is it that is troubling you PS?

 Because I had to remember what his previous incantation was was and that took me a fare few minutes. Time is money old boy.

Modboy posted this 3 weeks ago

You can afford itlou_wink2

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PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Modboy

You can afford itlou_wink2

 What you mean is you can’t do it ? lou_sad

Modboy posted this 3 weeks ago

My Skills are limited to fixing video links and logging incriminating evidence in preparation for 'The Purge'.

Cobham Saint posted this 3 weeks ago

Probably the wrong place to post this but 1) Didn't think it merited it's own thread & 2) it'll take my mind of what promises to be a dull game when Dyche tells his guys to park the bus to grind out an away point.

Saw on BBC footie gossip that Luke Shaw is open to a move back to Saints & Bertrand off to Citeh... (Daily Mirror)

Another leaver who did well with us but failed to live up to expectations elsewhere.

Not sure I'd want him back tbf.

Discuss...

PhilippineSaint posted this 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Probably the wrong place to post this but 1) Didn't think it merited it's own thread & 2) it'll take my mind of what promises to be a dull game when Dyche tells his guys to park the bus to grind out an away point.

Saw on BBC footie gossip that Luke Shaw is open to a move back to Saints & Bertrand off to Citeh... (Daily Mirror)

Another leaver who did well with us but failed to live up to expectations elsewhere.

Not sure I'd want him back tbf.

Discuss...

 Nah leave him where he is. He sold his sole to the Devils let him rot in the reserves in the Northern hinterlands wondering what would have happened if he had stayed.

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 3 weeks ago - Last edited 3 weeks ago

Originally posted by steveintheforest

Hmmm ..... Burnley at home ..... it'll be like Halloween all over again !!

 

 Don't worry I laced the box of "Celebration" choccies with a powerful laxitive when he visited us Tuesday evening. He hasn't left the bog all week. McCarthy will start...as long as Fraser hasn't shared his treats.